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Lin Yaohua is bound to the [Immortal Cultivation Family System] at the beginning, starting from scratch, determined to create an immortal immortal family!
The way to build a family is simple: upgrade, expand, earn points... And cultivate clan members.
But the initial entry given to the clan members by the system had something wrong with the style of painting.
Entry library:
[Eight bowls in a meal], [Don't sit down if you can lie down], [Dog gambling mentality]...
Lin Yaohua:......
No big deal! In the eyes of the capitalist (crossed out) patriarch, there are no entries for waste, only cattle and horses that have been placed in the right position!
Lin Yaohua took a deep breath and immediately turned on her leader (PUA) mode:
She looked at the honest young man with the entry "Eight Bowls in a Meal" above his head: "Daniu, from today on, you change your name to Lin Taotie! This is the name of the ancient ferocious beast, which means that your appetite is as big as the sky, and your future power will also be as big as the sky!"
She looked at the salty girl who could lie down or sit down, and directly stuffed a copy of "Zhuangzi" into her hand: "Cuihua, from now on you will be called Lin Zhuangzi! You like to lie down, this is not laziness, it is Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, you go to Taixu to realize the Tao!"
She patted the thin man who had a gambling mentality: "Gou Sheng, from now on you will be called Lin Boyi! Take this "Book of Changes", pack your baggage and set off! From now on, whether the family will eat meat or drink the northwest wind, all depends on your eloquence!"
Some years later...
When the enemies came to the door, thinking they could easily crush this emerging family, they saw:
Daniel punched out, and in an instant the sky collapsed and the earth shattered, and the shadow of the ancient beast appeared behind him.
Cuihua yawned and laid out a unique killing array in her dream, trapping and killing thousands of enemy troops.
And Gou Sheng, who has no tail in the legendary dragon, threw a dice casually, and in an instant the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder fell, and the enemy army was wiped out.
Thousands of years later, the reputation of Lin's Immortal Clan resounded throughout the six realms.
There are many geniuses in the clan, and there is an endless stream of capable people and strangers. Even the dogs they raise are of Xiaotian blood.
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When the family first started, the family was extremely poor. Whenever a creditor came to the door, Lin Yaohua could always find some money to repay the debt.
Everyone thought that Lin Yaohua's money was brought by the strong wind.
But only Lin Yaohua herself knew that all her resources depended on those "secret financings."
In the early days of starting her business, she once met the son of the clan leader who had run away from home. With three months of careful companionship, she gained the family's first pot of gold.
When she was expanding her territory, she rescued a swordsman genius who was being hunted by his enemies, and earned his protection for the family with a moment of warmth and kindness.
When her power rose, she transformed into Bai Yueguang, who was sought after by the paranoid demon king, and successfully won the ore management rights in the three continents of the demon world...
Thousands of years later, the Lin family held its annual "Family Celebration Day" and invited elites from all walks of life to attend.
As a result, the sect leader of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, the best swordsman in the world, and the successfully restored Demon Lord... Came to the door one after another, looking at the woman on the throne with red eyes.
The tribesman quietly reminded: "Ancestor, they are all big guys who claim to have an appointment with you as Taoist companions. How many guest seats do you plan to arrange?"
Lin Yaohua looked at the crowd who came to collect debts and felt embarrassed: "I was just trying to get money and resources... Wait, how many did I flirt with at that time?"
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