This Fairy Palace Is Called a Hospital!

The new article next door is "Dongfeng Escort Bureau, the mission must be achieved!" Has been published. [This article has been completed and will continue to be refined, correcting wrong words and sentences, revising part of the timeline and adding some content. The extra will be updated from time to time. Copywriting: Xi Yu and his party passed through. At the entrance of the modern hospital surrounded by forest, several people in Xiyu stared at each other with big eyes. Xi Yu: What the hell is this place? Didn't I just take a nap? ! Colleague: Am I hallucinating? Did a psychiatrist come with us? Hospital system: Congratulations to all the medical staff for successfully joining our hospital! Hospital system: Medical staff are requested to work hard to promote this hospital! Xiyu and others ran away: Oh my God! Have you seen a ghost? ! Later, cement roads were opened in the No Return Mountain where no one dared to enter, with everlasting lights on both sides of the road. Every time a guest passes by here, the people in the village say, "There is an immortal on the mountain of no return, who can cure diseases and save people, and cure diseases with medicine." Xi Yu and his party: Please don't flatter me, thank you! ! ! … Hospital system: Houshan Medical College is under construction and 89% has been built. In just half a year, a college was built on the back hill of Bugui Mountain, named Medical College. Xiyu and others: It's over, this immortal's name cannot be erased. … Later, there was a rumor in Yu State that a fairy palace appeared out of thin air in the Mountain of No Return. The immortals in the fairy palace are dressed in white and treat illnesses and save people. Later, the disciples of Immortal Palace spread all over the country. They often heard the word "immortal palace". "That's not called a fairy palace, and we're not immortals either." "The fairy palace you call is a hospital, but we are just doctors who treat diseases and save people." Reading guide: 1. Every medical staff is a protagonist, a collective text. 2. Some of the diseases in it were written by the author after consulting Baidu and medical books, and some of the settings in the article were written randomly by the author. 3. Please do not imitate the content of the article. If you are sick, please go to the hospital in time. ——Advance payment 1—— Also known as "Teachers and students of Class A, Grade 3, are still number one in the world of cultivation" Introduction: All the teachers and students in the third year of Experimental Class A of Chenxin Middle School had a wild celebration party after the college entrance examination, and they all got drunk. The teachers and students woke up again, inherited a cultivation sect that had been abandoned for many years, and gained different abilities at the same time. Teachers: Damn, my bonus! Students: My vacation! My university! Facing a task issued by the system for the first time, the teachers and students, who had only been practicing for less than a year, went to the task location bravely. It is said that the best results in sword flying competitions have been maintained for decades. When the competition started, the contestants lost their luck one after another and flew away from the starting point with a "whoosh". Monitor Lan Yinhan maintained a constant speed, kept gesticulating in the air with his hands, kept mumbling, and his brain was racing. "It is known that the distance is 100 kilometers and the flight resistance is 7. To reach it within the best time, you need to maintain the flight speed..." Flying insect catching competition—— Other cultivators: Why are these flying insects so difficult to catch! Mathematics master Zhuoran was excited: Hey! The flight paths of these insects can be found! Beasts invade the town—— Other cultivators used their swords to fly in the air to catch people. After being hit by many balls, they twitched and fell to the ground. Physics tycoon Ouyang Qin narrowed his eyes: Is this... A collision of electrons and positrons? Disciples of the Scientology School are well-known in the mainland, and it is said that there is no problem that they cannot solve. Afterwards, the door of Scientology was crowded with visitors. Rogue Cultivator: Does your sect still accept disciples? Elder from another sect: Could you please let me come to your sect for exchange and study? Disciples from other sects: I really want to change jobs and join the Xiuzhen sect! At this time, the students of the Xiuzhen sect were taking exams—— Monitor Zhuoran scratched his head: Let me go, flying back and forth with the sword is so troublesome, how can I calculate the acceleration! Physics class representative Zheng Ling: The teacher really keeps up with current events, the direction of the current in this monster! Change the soup but not the dressing... Huh? That's not right! Wrong calculation again! All-science master Liming Heimei: The math teacher actually gave us the college math test... I don't know the knowledge point for this question! Teachers (smiling): Scientologists are most afraid of the boss! ——Advance payment 2—— "There are no antihypertensive drugs here!" The First Municipal Hospital of Yuheng City is the best hospital in the area and also has the highest turnover rate. Ge Xuan is a nurse who is about to leave her job. She has finished her last night shift before leaving her job and is preparing to fall asleep at home. Welcome new players to the survival game. [Welcome to "Cruise Carnival". [Players are asked to survive within the limited time. Ge Xuan turned over irritably and continued to fall asleep. When the noise continued outside, Ge Xuan sat up with her hair frizzy, walked out of the door with a gloomy face, and ran into a green-faced face with fangs. Ge Xuan cursed: "Why are you making such a fuss! You're crazy! You're not letting anyone sleep at night!" The monsters that threatened the players were scared away by the strong resentment on Ge Xuan's body. The embarrassed player ahead: Digging? ? ? ... Ge Xuan's wise words. Live if you can, and die if you can't. Anyway, I'm going to die. But in the survival game, every time Ge Xuan felt that her future was bleak, she was ready to give up with a smile. There is always a pair of hands pulling her forward. Ge Xuan looked at the embarrassed Xu Jia in front of her with a smile. Xu Jia held her hand tightly and wouldn't let go. His voice was trembling and his eyes were bloodshot. "Ge Xuan... Don't die here." "I... Can't lose you again." [The heroine with a fake smile, an irritable tongue, and the arrogant male protagonist who lacks love and is a loyal dog] [Reading Guide: 1. As the title of this article indicates, the story in the article will cause blood pressure to rise, and the author of this article does not have enough antihypertensive drugs, so he will provide antihypertensive drugs in stages. 2. The protagonist often goes crazy, and the male and female protagonists often quarrel. Purpose: Promote scientific education and oppose superstitious ideas.