Pre-collection: "Hey, what you gave me is a male bear."
Copywriting:
Qi Liuguang is a male leopard in the African savanna. He has developed senses, extremely keen sense of smell and vision, agile movements, and is good at climbing trees. At the age of two, he has already made his mark.
Until one day he found that he had turned into a human being. In ancient times, fairies became spirits, and today there are leopards.
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In order to gain access to the Lu family, the Qi family used their stuttering and well-behaved son from their ex-wife to marry Lu Chengfeng.
They say it's a marriage, but it's clear that they're selling their son. Who doesn't know that the member of the Lu family was born disabled and never showed his true face to others?
What's more, this man said before that his two wives ran away.
Everyone thought: they wouldn't be able to last a day.
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Wedding night.
Qi Liuguang faced the wind in the middle of the night, standing naked on the rooftop with a pair of long legs.
Lu Chengfeng: "Honey, you come down first."
The disabled boss controlled the wheelchair and climbed to the rooftop.
Qi Liuguang turned around and was stunned.
Why is he so handsome in his true appearance?
But why is he still walking on crutches when his leg is lame?
How miserable.
He is really miserable.
I'd better come down first.
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Question: What should I do if my newly married wife wants to jump off the building when she sees that I am disabled on our wedding night?
1L: Put him to sleep? Wait, really... Disabled?
Pre-receipt: "Hey, what you gave me is a male bear."
Copywriting: When Ji Chaoyue opened his eyes, he found that he had become a giant panda.
Moreover, two of his three-character names were eaten at once, and his name became: Chaochao.
This relationship is great. The giant panda is a national treasure. This life must be colorful!
But why? Can the zoo tell him? ? ? Or can the base give him an explanation?
How come the high-quality candidate for selection is a male bear? ! ! !
The male bear Yunbao also went directly to the top of his mountain? ! ! !
As a human being in the new era, it is his bounden duty to care for giant pandas.
So he didn't target the same-sex person who intruded into his territory.
After all, this is a human mistake.
You can even mistake the gender of a giant panda.
Rainbow Dash has been quiet since she was a child. She doesn't dare to compete with other bears for food. She is also very short. Other bears start to grow vertically after they reach one year old. Rainbow Dash has grown horizontally since she was a child.
No matter from which angle you look at it, it is a ball.
So it's natural that she should be recognized as a female bear.
On the first day when Rainbow Dash arrived at the top of Chaochao Mountain, she avoided Chaochao.
Chaochao also stayed on the tree and did not dare to come down.
Staff: Normal, don't worry.
One month after Rainbow Dash arrived at Chaochao Mountain, Chaochao took the initiative to give Rainbow Dash bamboo shoots to eat.
Staff: It's almost done!
Half a year after Rainbow Dash arrived at the top of Chaochao Mountain, the two bears walked around together.
Staff: She's about to give birth!
However, I waited year after year.
Rainbow Dash was silent.
Staff:? Why?
Chaochao: ... Please clarify, he is a male bear.
The staff decided to separate the two of them and choose a new mate.
Very anxious: Stop! Stop! Stop it! !
Intention: Humans and animals coexist harmoniously.
