[The plot has been stuck recently, so it may be a better experience to wait until the end of this volume before killing it qwq]
I am an ordinary Eastern human being. One day, I found that I traveled through time.
This is a strange Western world, where everyone has high noses and deep eyes, which makes my otherwise recognizable face look particularly dull.
Strangely, these crooked nuts seem to particularly like my dull and flat face. They call me a beautiful alien, and some even regard me as an elf in the legend.
I was caught by a magician who looked a little poor. He had a bad temper and wanted to boil me into a pot as medicine. I pretended not to understand what he said and kept communicating with him in my own language. He might think that my language had some research value, so he didn't attack me for the time being.
On the first day at his house, I accidentally ate the magic plant he had cultivated for many years.
On my second day at home, I took a bath in the spring where he refined the advanced healing potions.
On the third day at home, I taught his parrot to speak my native dialect.
"Fuck you." Two syllables came out of the parrot's mouth.
The magician was very indifferent: "What do you mean?"
I said, "It means you are so beautiful."
The corner of his lips curled up: "Do you think I will let you go if you compliment me on my beauty? Stop dreaming."
I said: "It's crazy."
He said nothing more, but the four-season flowers in the courtyard that could sense the owner's mood were in full bloom from morning to night that day.
One morning many years later, we sat on the sofa and read a letter written by his parrot to me.
I was filled with emotion, thinking that parrots are so literate now. He didn't read the letter, he just looked at me with bright eyes and kissed my fluttering eyelashes gently.
Me: "Don't kiss, don't kiss, I haven't washed my face yet."
Him: "I can't help it... I'm crazy."
My whole body was shocked, I opened the sofa blanket and pushed him off me.
He sat on the ground and looked at me depressedly.
My voice trembled and I asked, "What did you say?"
He looked innocent and replied: "I said you... Are beautiful."
#On the consequences of casually teaching prospective boyfriends their native dialect.
This article is also known as "The Suffering of a Working Hamster"
Food items:
1. Third person of the text
2. The attack may be a little irritable at the beginning, after all, it is a violent type (?
3. There will be copywriting content! But label drama! Although it's very silly and can't be completely correct, I was afraid that labeling it "easy" might cause misunderstandings, so I still labeled it "drama".
4. The word "Dieppa" in the copywriting is a variant of the Hokkien dialect, which means crazy or crazy. Good children should not learn to use curse words.
And, you've all seen this, why don't you bookmark it? Ovo
Recommend gay friend's article "What to do if Bai Yueguang turns into a succubus"
Very cute
Gwen, an ordinary magician, had a crush on the Chief when she was in school. Before she even started pursuing him, the Chief disappeared.
One day eight years later, when he summoned a demon, having transformed into a useless social animal, Bai Yueguang, who had become a succubus, slowly walked out of the summoning array.
Gwen: Who is this greasy man? O. O
Theodora: I am Theodora.
Gwen: No, you're not!
Due to the pressure of survival, Gwen got along with this greasy succubus pretending to be his white moonlight, until one day he finally realized something was wrong.
Gwen: Theodora?
Theodora: No, I'm not.
Intention: Seize destiny and pursue love bravely
