The Record of Starting a Business in the Underworld of a Confused Villain

The confused villain × the scheming but self-defeating Pluto Cen An was a human being from the moment he was created by the Creator. After his first life, he chose to stay in the underworld as an errand and worked there for fifty years. The outstanding employee card on his chest shone brightly under the dim green light of the underworld. Cen An walked into the dispatch room holding hundreds of extension slips. "I want to take a vacation!" "Okay, we have locked you into a family with loving parents and a good income. Please enjoy your vacation on earth." Cen An Meimei was reincarnated and regained her memory when she was twelve years old. She was experiencing the beauty of the world with all her heart. Unexpectedly, one day, her parents who had always loved her suddenly kicked her out. Parents: Who are you? We don't seem to remember you as a person. Cen An:? The vicious stepmother waiting outside the door: Hey, I asked you to go out to buy groceries. Have you learned to recognize other people as your mother? Haha, it is indeed the x species. Cen An:? ? Next to the vicious stepmother, the step-sister rolled her eyes: Sister, did it hurt when daddy hit you? Sister, please don't bully me again next time. Cen An: This world is too magical. The person who committed suicide was unable to return to work. Cen An survived until he was 24 years old and was finally poisoned to death. After his death, he returned to the underworld and discovered that the incident that year was actually arranged by his boss himself. Cen Anxin was disheartened. The underworld was really difficult to deal with, so she might as well reincarnate... "Mother-in-law, please add more green onion and coriander to my soup." The boss riding a bicycle on Naihe Bridge: Cen An? When did you come back? Come on, come on, I just have a new task... ? Why does this boss act like a normal person? ☆☆☆☆☆☆ "So my mission is to bring together the Three Kings of Hell and Sister Lingai?" "That's right, your sister Lingai is the person I introduced to the third child. He is shy, so don't reveal your identity." Cen An:...... Can the underworld be more magical? ! ! ☆☆☆☆☆☆ There are three parts of the underworld, and the territory of the three kings of hell is the smallest and most broken. When he first arrived here, Cen An was really not used to it. Forget it, let's just wander around. In a dilapidated house, the green light sometimes lights up and sometimes goes out. It looks like a very powerful spell! Cen An, who was eager to learn, knocked on the door politely. The voice of the Third King of Hell was majestic and mixed with a little panic: "Who is coming!" ? ? "I, I'm here to work..." "Boom!" Another snarling black evil spirit turned into a... Uh, a desk? The Three Kings of Hell slowly floated out, patted the ashes on their hands, and pretended to be relaxed and said casually: "Working people? Okay, let's sell all these luxury goods." That's simple. ☆☆☆☆☆☆ "What a best-seller!" Cen An, who had set up a stall for half a month and had a performance of 1 but still had to return the goods, hit a certain pig-raising manual with his palm. Everyone in the underworld knows that evil spirits will automatically degrade and disappear after serving their sentences. There is no market at all, okay? A rough but aggrieved voice sounded, "Please be gentle, it hurts me so much..." "Shut up! The evil spirit has no right to speak!" ☆☆☆☆☆☆ Cen An: Smiling professionally at the mobile phone camera full of spiritual power, jpg (My eyes light up) "Welcome Xiao Zhu, who doesn't eat coriander, to join the live broadcast room! Xiao Zhu, come and take a look at our new products, including tables and chairs, toothbrushes and toothpaste, various books, pop records, electronic products..." Xiao Zhu, who doesn't eat coriander: If the food is so mixed, it must be of poor quality. [Xiao Zhu, who doesn't eat coriander, has exited the live broadcast room. ☆☆☆☆☆☆ "Yes, yes, that's it. You just need to pass by behind me inadvertently. You too, can you float? Okay, then you float over, you, you, you, droop your long tongue, yes, yes, that's it!" [The number of people in the live broadcast room is 999+] "Supernatural enthusiast Zhang Zhang: Can the anchor reveal where the live broadcast is today?! I am willing to trade my roommate's ten years of singleness for a position!" "Science is unlimited: recording and broadcasting, right? The PS technology is really good." "Young man, do you dare to fight with your sister?: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" "The handsome guy with the long tongue is so handsome: ah ah ah brother is out of the country again today! Brother please stay in front of the camera for a while longer!" Cen An: Ahem, "Everyone, please allow me to introduce our products..." Slow Foot Shop: Today's income is 2 Dabuliu. Cen An: Why did the four characters "Password to Get Rich" flash before my eyes? ☆☆☆☆☆☆ The three-eyed coward stood aside with trembling calves, occasionally raising his head to glance at the boss practicing in the superpower room. "Old... Boss, someone has returned the goods again. Your company that prints ghost coins in the human world is also going to close down. Now... Now, humans are cursing and cursing you..." Cen An: Why didn't you tell me that evil spirits will automatically disappear after serving their sentence in the human world? Three Hell Kings: You didn't even ask. Cen An: (After thinking for a moment that he couldn't defeat the King of Hell, he swallowed his anger and waved his hand), let's sell marriage and love mascots instead! ☆☆Small theater☆☆ The Second King of Hell: Tell me, I have given you the Cupid system, why is my third brother not married yet? Cen An: This... This... This... (Weak. Jpg) (Inwardly roaring: Why don't you know? If you hadn't arranged for me to be persecuted for eight years in my previous life, would my physical condition be so bad that I couldn't even control a bow and arrow? Woohoo...) The Second King of Hell: (Sincere eyes) Have you been on vacation for too long and forgotten how to use your powers? It's all the fault of the third child. He insisted on borrowing my scheduling authority ten years ago and said that he wanted to improve the benefits for employees who were on vacation in the human world. Alas... Cen An: Kick the person next to you away. ☆☆Eating Guide: 1. A plan within a plan within a plan within a plan… 2. The male protagonist chases his wife in the crematorium 3. The female body is weak and growth-oriented. Purpose: Learn to love