Empty-eared God of War vs. Accent Maniac
Bright and agile, full of vitality, a beautiful mermaid with empty ears
&Acclimatized·Do it if you don't accept it·A world-weary boy with an accent
The universe exploded, and the last beautiful mermaid girl was rescued by Heaven in time and kicked into a new world of immortal cultivation to find a way to survive.
"Ahhhhh!"
Leng Sui fell from the sky, and when he hit the ground, he accidentally scratched off the distress notice that was not firmly adhered to the porcelain.
"Come quickly, someone is here to take over!"
When the Wuwei Sect disciples heard this, their eyes widened and tears filled their eyes, "We are saved! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Help the master up and carry him to the sect!"
In this way, the newly arrived mermaid was invited into Wuwei Sect by Feng Feng Huo Huo as a translator master.
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On Leng Sui's first day on the job, he used Kong Er to make a mess of Shu Tong's succession ceremony (invincible success).
The girl straightened her back and was just waiting for a raise, but the moody new boss actually wanted to drive her away!
At this moment, the head of the enemy sect came to ask for protection money again? ? ?
The leader of the enemy sect took the money and sneered, "So the Wuwei sect is a beggar gang?"
The disciples present huddled together and remained silent.
Hearing this, Shu Tong turned around and sat down with a smile, straightened his sleeves, and said with an elegant voice: "Old wall lamp."
What! ?
The leader of the enemy sect went berserk on the spot and wanted to strangle the young man's neck!
Leng Sui flew out and pushed Lao Deng back onto the stool.
No, she can't be killed, her wages haven't been paid to her yet!
Shutong was afraid that the other party would not be able to hear him because of his accent, so he repeatedly typed, "Old wall lamp."
Leng Sui was afraid that the other party could hear clearly, so he kept translating randomly for a second, "Get a stool."
Old wall lamp:?
"I'm giving you face, aren't I?" Shutong shouted frantically.
Leng Sui took a breath and gritted his teeth, "I'll give it a try during the Chinese New Year."
"Do you want love!"
"Do you think it will shake?" She smiled and shook the stool of the old wall lamp.
Enemy Sect Leader: ... I always feel like something is wrong.
Shu Tong, who wanted to die, waved his sleeves, raised his eyes and glanced at the beautiful girl, "What did you read? You are fired!"
Leng Sui was about to have a good argument——
All members of the Wuwei Sect fell to their knees with a plop, grabbed the new leader's sleeves and howled on the spot.
"She plays so well, Master, please let her stay!"
"If she doesn't stay, we won't be able to stay. Wow wow wow!"
"..."
Leng Sui: Hehe, I just said I can do it.
Shu Tong: ... If you do this, can you help me return to the west?
What?
The beautiful mermaid girl with empty ears thought for two seconds, nodded sternly, and rushed out the door.
In order to keep her job, she is now going to find two Taoist priests who can refine the elixir for the boss——
It will definitely help him live into his 70s!
Copywriting deadline: 2024/2/5
Mission: Turn the tide and never give up. Live until ancient times and enjoy endless happiness.
