Mr. Royal Chef Always Wants to Scramble My Eggs [Zerg]

The deputy CP next door, come here if you have unresolved problems~ * Chu Feng is a well-known genius waste in the royal family, possessing rare SSS-level spiritual power. While other male insects are busy tempering female insects to open up new territories, he is busy restoring useless ancient creatures:) The military nicknamed him "trash sweetheart." Until he dug out an ancient tomb and restored the ancient, brightly colored little zombie lying on a wooden floor... From then on, he was led astray by the iron pot and spoon in the hands of the zombie, indulged in eating, and lay completely flat. But one day, the little zombie was accidentally eaten by an insect. In order to trace back the little zombie, he overexhausted his mental power and fell asleep for fifty years. When he opened his eyes again, he saw that the other person had already become a well-known food anchor, and he turned his back on him. Not only did he sleep with his fan, but he also scrambled eggs made with the fan. After returning to his first love for the second time, Chu Feng thanked him. * Royal chef Feimeng traveled through time twice, each time worse than the last. From farming to the interstellar world, the diet becomes poorer and poorer; from the top medicinal master (the corpse) to a D-class female insect, the status becomes lower and lower. What made him most unhappy was—— During the second time travel, his golden thighs and horns were gone! ! ! Hehe. Fortunately, the chef is adaptable and can take care of himself very quickly, and his live broadcast became a hit. The days were neither salty nor dull, and finally the 24K gold maniac came to the door, rushed to call his wife, hugged him and forced her to kiss him, and stupidly confessed his love to her. Feimeng swatted it away mercilessly and started mixing insect repellent with his backhand. As a result, the recipe went wrong, and the chef hummed it all night long. * Not long after, a new assistant was added to the Feimeng live broadcast room. The introduction says he is a top male insect, but it is not convenient to show his face. Soon, netizens rushed into the live broadcast room. "How can a top male be an assistant to a useless insect!" "I want to be famous and want to go crazy. There are only a few top-notch ones in the entire galaxy..." "Watch me hack into the camera and expose the truth for you!" A+Month+LATER... The live broadcast room has a new item as usual - Stuffed Eggs. The chef picked up Dandanjun on the side and knocked it on the edge of the bowl. "No, dear, tiger poison cannot eat its seeds!" The assistant was shocked and accidentally jumped into the camera. The ancient human had a dark face, "I can't possibly lay eggs!" Netizens collectively fell silent. "It's actually His Highness Chu Feng." "The eggs are laid and my little sweet heart is broken." "I haven't seen the bug with black lenses that day for a month…" Among the thousands of gossips, here is one weak one: [I only care about this medicinal diet, which can actually restore the qualifications of a military female. Can you send me a remote star? ——Directly exploded the entire interstellar. Cp: Professional eating soft rice · Fake stupidity but sweetness · Crazy archaeological attack × Looks sweet and harmless · Real craftsman · Black-faced chef Chu Feng: With my mental power [retrospection], I can find my wife and help her find ingredients. Feimeng: I, a D-level trash, pretend to be a sheep based on my ability. The ball is collected in advance! ! ! This article is always sweet and nectar-like. If anyone likes it, write it~ In addition, the vest next door is writing the main article "I fished people out in the examination room". The title of the article is the copywriter. Article ID: 7594250 Please pay attention! The next book will focus on advance collection copywriting: "Reaching for the Stars [abo]" Fake prodigal, true innocence, insomnia actor Gong VS fake 18th line sleep aid voice actor/real Asperger math genius Ye Cheng is a good actor. He is tall and handsome, with a great A-level, and the classic image he created on the big screen almost captures all the ideal types of OB. Off-screen, he always wears gold-rimmed half-frame mirrors and a white shirt buttoned to the top. He is a completely abstinent person, but his bed is as messy as a Hehuanzong. As long as he is single and delicious, he will accept almost anyone who comes. Every year, he will paralyze several servers when he reveals his love interest. Recently, Actor Ye has been very irritable. It's been three months since he met O whose pheromones suit his taste, and he's in a good mood for the new literary film he's received. In the play, a blind veteran encounters the beauty of this life. The depressing and dull tone is full of spiritual collisions of sinking and redemption. The director has extremely high requirements for the collision. The sound of nature must be warm, pure, and lustful, and Ye Cheng must be desperate and high in this voice. After NGing it several times, Actor Ye lit a cigarette. Due to long-term insomnia, he has long lost the functions that Alpha is proud of. Even if he watches countless adult movies, he will just pretend. The director had no choice but to invite the CV of "The Sound of Nature" to the scene. The actor was a little-known actor, and he didn't know anything about it, but his lines together were like a cup of green plum iced tea in summer, cold, sweet and alluring, making Ye Cheng's body tense. It was the first time he acted in his true self, so that the restrained and provocative slow motion of the face-palming incident accidentally became the late-night food for countless OBs. That night, Ye Cheng also slept well for the first time. Not long after, the actor exploded another wave of scarf servers. # Crosses the border and sleeps with the eighteenth-line network distribution? ? ? Netizen 1: Isn't it possible? These two circles are a bit imaginary! Netizen 2: It's not fantasy. The new drama has Ye Gong's face, Luo Shou's voice, and Sihasha. Even though I'm menopausal, I can't stop... Netizen 3: Sorry for accidentally entering the expensive circle. You guys seem to be the masters of mathematics in our mathematics department. In the dim bedroom, the actor was reading the comments and lighting up another cigarette. His upper body, which had clear texture and made everyone's blood vessels tingle, still had cold water vapor remaining. With the person in hand, I can sleep, and the actor has a new melancholy. He wanted to pick off the lonely star and put it into his empty arms. Purpose: Remove all obstacles and achieve a better life.