Planning Attack (Yu) × Player Suffering (Idle), the copywriter puts the victim's perspective first
"Codename: Gods" is a card-drawing open-world game with mixed reviews. Players can develop the drawn gods by drawing gods from the card pool.
The gameplay is diverse. Players can conquer gods, fall in love with gods, run around the big world and kill monsters, and fight side by side with gods.
However, it has been criticized by players due to its shortcomings such as the inability to archive, rapid numerical expansion, and high corruption rate.
What players do every day is to insult and whip the corpse plan.
As one of the main planners who was often beaten to death, Yu Xizhou finally received his retribution and entered "Codename: God". He also became a new character in the current up card pool and was forced to follow an old player.
Yu Xizhou looked at the old player who pulled him out unhappily. The old player also had a look of resentment on his face, and they were like a pair of enemies.
With nothing to do, the old player took Yu Xizhou to wander around the main city, but met his enemy.
The enemy's eyes were red, and he was clamoring for the old player to go out of the city to PK.
The next second, Yu Xizhou and the old player appeared fifty meters away from the enemy.
Then he watched helplessly as his enemy came over and repeated the same PK lines.
Yu Xizhou:?
It's so weird. He remembers that their game doesn't have a rewind mode? ? !
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Join forces with an old player to kill the map boss. The old player opens the dropped treasure box and finds a piece of useless equipment.
Yu Xizhou chewed the bitter blood-restoring medicine and was about to laugh. The next second, the opened treasure chest returned to like new.
His health bar, which had just been restored to full, dropped back to its original level of blood.
Yu Xizhou, who was forced to take medicine again: What a fool! Something is wrong!
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Running the map, Yu Xizhou spent a lot of effort to beat a big monster half to death, and only needed the last blow to gain a lot of experience.
The next second, the big monster stood in front of him intact.
Yu Xizhou finally realized something was wrong with the old player: I'm going to find a truckload of breadmen to kill this idiot!
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The game was finally released, and Yu Xizhou, who couldn't bear it anymore, mobilized all his connections and finally got the real information about old players.
He rode a small electric donkey and rushed non-stop from the company to the old player's house. He kicked open the bedroom door and said, "You're the only one cheating on the game, aren't you!"
The next second, he returned to the door of the company, looking at the small electric donkey that had just been started in the cold wind.
Yu Xizhou was desperate: How could someone cheat in three dimensions?
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Shewu Xian Chengyue is a veteran player of "Code Name: God", and is a rare strong party in love games.
At that time, "Codename: Gods" was featuring two new gods, one male and one female.
The goddess is bright and funny, with T0 strength and explosive combat power.
The male god is gentle and kind, but his fighting ability is sewer. He must be good-looking and good-looking, and he must be strong and good-looking.
Intensity Party member Xian Chengyue: What are you talking about? My wife, I'm here! !
In order to draw the powerful goddess Ming that he wanted, Xiancheng Yue was furious and used Krypton 648r for a moment, but he was blind for a moment and drew the wrong card pool next door.
With ten consecutive shots, golden light flashed, and a handsome and elegant vertical painting appeared in front of his eyes.
Xian Chengyue, who watched helplessly as his "wife" became "husband" and 648 wasted, asked: "... Is there any medicine for regret in this world?"
Just when he wanted to chop off his claws, the next moment, a light screen appeared in front of his eyes: [Congratulations on binding the infinite rewind system.
The insidious Erha plots an attack × the straight male player suffers
This article is also known as "Planners and Players Are Really in Love" and "Planners and Players Are Really a Suffering Couple"
————Pre-collection of "The Heartthrob Continues to Go Crazy" ————
Wen Jihe is a native interstellar person and the most useless beta in a low-end family. However, he inexplicably traveled to the world of cultivation and had to fight with all his strength to survive.
After practicing hard for thousands of years, when he was about to attain enlightenment, he went back.
Wen Jihe, who used to be a master in the world of cultivation, but now wants to work hard again: Thank you for the invitation, my anger level is off the charts, and I want to blow up the universe with one punch.
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Being framed by her vicious stepmother and dropped out of school, Bai Lian's younger brother took the admission notice and said loudly: "Brother, I have been admitted to the most powerful school!"
Wen Jihe grabbed the admission notice and tore it into pieces.
He smiled slightly: That's fair, everyone didn't learn together.
Brother Bai Lianhua: Damn, you are crazy!
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After entering a certain mental strength test at the school, Wen Jihe was framed for cheating on the exam, and suddenly became the target of public criticism, with the whole audience ridiculing him.
Wen Jihe smiled slightly and punched the test score recorder, causing all candidates' scores to be lost.
Wen Jihe: Cheating, right? Then let's take the test again together!
Candidates: Nervous!
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In order to return to the highest position, the helpless Wenji and the severing of relatives, the elimination of love and desire, the death of teachers and friends, and the use of all available people around him.
He hovers among many forces, is good at dancing, and is hypocritical:
Teasing the cold-blooded fiancé
Obscene. Playing with a cute and cute junior
Deceive the calculating superior, lure him into the game, and then ruthlessly betray him.
After achieving his goal, he ruthlessly abandoned everything.
But he didn't expect that all the relationships he had broken off and the love he had destroyed would come to his door.
The abandoned younger brother came to the door and complained with his little pearls: Brother, do you really not want me?
The fiancé who was marked and then left out was full of restraint and forbearance: Give me a chance to be responsible, and please be responsible to me.
The abandoned sunshine puppy squatted in the corner and grew mushrooms: Let me stay with you!
The elegant dictator with absolute superiority: own me or kill me.
Wen Jihe Smile: Please go die.
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The ultimate nuclear weapon, rumored to be capable of destroying a planet, accidentally fell into Wen Jihe's hands.
Many forces joined forces to hunt him down and force him to hand over his weapons.
Looking at the dog man chasing after him, Wen Jihe placed his hand on the weapon activation button and smiled slightly: "Everyone, do you want to watch the fireworks together?"
For an instant, a planet emitted a dazzling red light.
"My name is Wen Jihe, and my wish is for world nuclear peace."
Purpose: Life is beautiful