Los, the Cthulhu evil god, raised Wen Xiaotao, the nine-tailed cat. The cat is weak and helpless but can eat, and the evil god, the shit shoveler, can only be forced to work to earn food.
As a result, a cold evil god and a greedy cat were added to the modern life of gods and monsters.
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[Beauty salon owner Daji]
Daji grabbed Xin Zhao's hand and caressed her slightly bulging belly, her beautiful eyes sparkling with light, and she was about to cry.
"Brother Zhao, I'm pregnant with your child~"
Xin Zhao (calmly lighting up a cigarette): Very good performance, don't do it next time.
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Later, the man who disdained love knelt down and prayed to God to let him forget the woman who told lies.
Nine-tailed cat: Meow meow meow, are you looking for me?
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[Former civil servant Yang Jian]
There are three principles for the infinite world in the mission:
1. Don't speak ill of cats.
2. Do not go to bed before eleven o'clock.
3. Don't fall in love with monsters.
Yang Jian, a civil servant in the Special Investigation Bureau, violated the rules and lost his job to open a pet shop.
One day a customer came to the door with a cat in his arms.
Yang Jian: I just said something bad about you, why did you come to your door? ?
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[Eighteen-line idol Nezha]
The wild survival variety show "Jungle Game" is a hit, and the most popular one is the cat of the assistant of the 18th-tier idol Nezha...
Before the broadcast, netizens sneered at the variety show: They are all little fresh meat with little ability, so don't show up and embarrass yourself.
After the broadcast started, netizens said: Please realize one cat per household as soon as possible!
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There are also Xiyou Welfare Institute, Shanhai Hotel...
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For some reason, the gods and monsters discovered that in every famous scene that caused people to die, there was a cat or an evil god who was either working or on the way to work.
Cat (very serious): Cat food is expensive, meow!
Purpose: Feel the beauty in life