Cynical lunatic x emotionally stable daddy monk
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People who know Luo Yu think she is a mad dog, unreasonable and bites everyone she sees.
Although his cultivation level is average, he is more cunning and clever. The fact that she has an eye for money makes it easy for her to take advantage of it.
Luo Yu only wanted to help others with their money, and it didn't matter to her whether it was a mad dog or a good knife.
One day, she went to Yunwu Mountain for ten taels of gold, hoping to invite a monk to come out and save the people.
The monk saw her and said, "What do the common people have to do with me?"
Luo Yu:? Then why are you a monk?
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When Pei Xizhi was young, he was told by an eminent monk that although he was destined to be a Buddha, he would eventually rejoin the world.
He felt that his heart was like a rock, and no one could shake it.
It wasn't until a little lunatic took off his monk's clothes, tied him up and stole him down the mountain for ten taels of gold that he suddenly realized what he was doing.
Oh, it turned out to be this kind of joining the world.
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The demons are rampant and the people are in dire straits. In troubled times, everyone is in danger.
It is rumored that Pei Xizhi, who was criticized as the lone star of the evil spirits, left the temple and entered the world again to save all people from fire and water.
There was also a little lunatic accompanying him. Inseparable and loyal.
Someone went to provoke her: Pei Xi knows that his father, his mother, his wife, his children, do you know?
Luo Yu looked confused: You know? But I don't want to be his mother.
Pei Xizhi:…………
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PS: A monk with hair (.
Small theater:
One day Luo Yu: Can you shave your hair?
Pei Xizhi: What?
Luo Yu: It's nothing, I just want to call you a bald ass.
Purpose: live a good life