I'm Doing a Talent Show in the World of Cultivation

Pre-collection of "I'm such an older brother!" See below^^ The world-weary Demon King (Chi Suihan) x the cute Lucky Star (Lou Jinzhao) After the battle between Zhengdao and the Demon Clan, they suffered heavy losses and each clan recuperated. In order to revive the Immortal Sect, each clan began to take action one after another. When other sects began to strictly select disciples and assess their cultivation every month, Jin Zhao, the Lucky Star Lou, who was born into the world of immortality, led his own sect to hold a talent show in the world of cultivation! * The pre-match work was in full swing, and Demon Lord, who was about to go to Zhengdao to slaughter a sect, was surrounded by people. Chi Suihan looked impatiently at the little girl holding him in front of him, thinking about whether to crush her to death on the spot. But I heard her exclaiming in surprise and saying ecstatically: "Fellow Taoist, I see that your bones are amazing, and the red light in Yintang is like the rising star of crape myrtle. I counted with my fingers and found that you probably have a physique that is prone to 'explosion'. What do you think, do you want to join our draft?" Chi Suihan: "...?" * Chi Suihan accidentally participated in the Zhengdao draft. With his unique world-weary face, he ranked first, but failed in every aspect. Opponents began to ridicule Chi Suihan as a "beautiful waste" and criticized Lou Jinzhao for his career. She secretly found Chi Suihan and persuaded him to take the game seriously. Chi Suihan looked at the overly anxious Jin Zhao and nodded in understanding. On the second day, Duijia and Chi Suihan took turns comparing poems. Compose a poem to your opponent: "A bird outside the window." Lou Jinzhao laughed and immediately posted a counterattack on the forum: [Rapid review, what kind of literary quality does a certain family have: "A bird outside the window"] The next second, Chi Suihan said to the poem: "I will strangle him to death if I reach out my hand." Lou Jinzhao:? When I looked down again, I saw that my post had been ridiculed by rival fans for more than 300 pages. * Halfway through the competition, Lou Jinzhao couldn't stand the handsome guy every day. Chi Suihan frowned: "How many people do you like?" Lou Jinzhao said seriously: "You may be able to see me on any wall." Chi Suihan lowered his eyes and thought deeply. The next day, a nasty incident occurred in the sect - the walls outside the courtyards of all the contestants collapsed overnight! Lou Jinzhao grabbed Chi Suihan: "Don't tell me this has anything to do with you!" Chi Suihan quietly wiped off the wall dust on his fingertips, his face not red and his heart not beating: "Ah, what's the matter? I don't know." * Chi Suihan's relationship with Lou Jinzhao, the richest man in Xuecheng, was exposed, and naturally his identity as the Demon Lord could not be concealed. Show fans left the forum with excitement and heavy hearts. [A producer of cultivation, a victim of cultivation throughout his life. Tianyao! Everyone who had spoken of the Demon Lord's "beautiful trash" came to kneel down and thank the Demon Lord for not killing him. [I asked downstairs Jin Zhao for making money from the righteous way by supporting the Demon Lord. Is this considered illegal income? Lou Jinzhao replied to this article alone: "It is not good for me to advise you to delete it." [It makes me laugh so hard. The Demon Lord came to the right path to earn enough fame and now he is close to the richest man. Why are you Demons so poor and crazy? This article was replied to by Chi Suihan alone: "Please do not promote your personal behavior to the whole clan. I'm sorry for occupying public resources. I will try my best to only occupy Zhaozhao in the future." Lou Jinzhao: "?" Show fan: "? Where is the law of heaven!?" CP fan: "Where is the law of heaven!? Where is the justice!? Where is the criticism of Jin Zhao every year!?" * It was you who washed away the dust of the abyss on my body with the light and love that attracted everyone's attention. I was able to return to the human world. Reading guide: 1. The female protagonist did not open the back door for the male protagonist. 2. There is barrage communication. 3. This article is completely free, there will be modern memes and fandom slang, please don't enter if you mind! ! ---- "I am such a senior brother!" No patience at all, Pluto x specializes in dealing with rebellious junior sisters In the fifth year when Zong Yu became the King of Hades, a Budu Villa fell overnight ten miles away from Youdu. Rumor has it that the owner of the village is an elusive woman, nicknamed Qing Qingqing, who wears a white gauze and never accepts money for her dream. Zong Yu didn't bother to take care of anyone who hadn't set foot in Youdu. Until the Niu Tou MaMian under his command came to complain in tears, saying that Qing Shiqi kidnapped the soul who was going to come to Youdu to live in the reincarnation, and took away the business that was supposed to be in Youdu. Obsession had not made any money for several months. Zong Yu was furious, so he broke into Budu Villa with his sword and chopped Qing Qingqi Shiqi's Villa to pieces. In the chaos, the veil fell to the ground, and Zong Yu caught a glimpse of Qing Qingqing's tearful eyes, and then the tears in his autumn eyes broke. "I have no home, you have to take responsibility." Zong Yu:? I got so angry that I actually heard someone dare to hold me responsible. * There is a rumor in Youdu that Qing Qingqiu and Pluto, who came from the human world, are entangled in love and debt, but Pluto is famous for not getting involved in either oil, salt or womanizing. As Pluto's most loyal ghost citizens, the little ghosts agreed that it was Qing Shiqi's problem, so together they planned to give Qing Shiqi some color. It was a quiet night, and the little ghosts gathered in front of Qing Qing's seventeenth door. Before he could take action, Zong Yu kicked the door open and without waiting for the ghost to speak, he nailed the little ghosts to the ground with three strikes. Looking at the screaming kid on the ground, Qing Shiqi silently put away the Mengling that he had just taken out to "transfer" them. The kid wailed: "Master Fu! We are avenging your debt!" Zong Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and his tone was as guilty as ever. "She's the creditor." "I owe her." * Forgetting is not my intention, but loving you is my instinct. Intention: Do what you love no matter what.