[Advance collection request: "[Feng Shen] Ying Zheng Miao is making me rebel again today" The copy is at the bottom]
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Easy Cat Articles~
There is a new cat cafe called Sanke Miaoxiang opened in Tokyo. Its owner is a young and beautiful JK who is only seventeen years old.
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When Matsuda brought someone to the door and questioned that the cat cafe was hiding a criminal suspect,
She said: You are looking for Mr. Sen, no problem. Are you wearing handcuffs? Forget it, the size you brought is probably not very suitable. I'll go get a suitable model.
A black and white cow cat with rose gold handcuffs on its front paws was handed to Matsuda. She said: No, that's him. We cat lovers don't know anything he does.
Ogai Meow: Meow~ (tilts head innocently)
Matsuda looked at the cat in his arms and looked at the shop owner with a strange look.
Matsuda:?
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When the leader of Xiayou came to persuade Shenchuan Tao to join Panxing Cult
She said: The Panxing Cult has no future after hearing this. It is better to join the Cosmic Cat Cult. I will make you the left guardian. When the Cat Cult takes over the entire planet, you will be the number one hero. From now on, the zoo will be under your control.
Leader Xiayou:?
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When Jing Guang opened his eyes again, the low sight made him uncomfortable. He was supposed to be dead but instead he appeared in a cat cafe.
She said: Oh, the little kitten has come to sell himself. Oda Sakumei will help him familiarize himself with the rules of our Sankemeiya. Men have male virtues, and cats have cat virtues. Kittens who do not abide by cat virtues will be dragged out.
Jingguang Meow: Cat freezes jpg
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When Kamikawa Momo discovered that Dazai Nya had a diving hobby
Her: What's wrong with being a cat?
Dazai Meow: Meow - no one is accompanying me into the water, momo, do you want to accompany me? AffectionateJPG
She: Humans and cats have different paths, don't love me, there will be no results... Also, the fish tank is too small, a cat can drown but a human can't.
Dazai Meow: StunnedJPG
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PS: The title of the column where this book is located is Taibai Meow's Poems.
Ps: The copywriter has tried his best. If it were published, it would be revised, and the core remains unchanged.
PS: There are Chinese and foreign literary giants~ The author has watched too many cat movies and wanted to write a cat book!
PS: Goldfinger is a game called "Bungou Wild Cat". There are two kinds of cats in the game, Bungou Cat and Wild Cat. When drawing cards, you may not necessarily only draw Bungou Cat.
Push yourself to receive it in advance
——Advance receipt copy——
"[Feng Shen] Ying Zheng Miao is asking me to rebel again today"
Since Qin Yue traveled to the Conferred Gods, she has been practicing diligently and peacefully every day. As long as she survives to the Zhou Dynasty, she will be considered a victory!
Until she was found by a strange system, she owned a group of cats. Giving cats away for free was a good thing.
But these cats were either named Ying Zheng or Wu Zhao, and there was also a Zhu Ba Ba who was cursing beside them.
Qin Yue: Something is wrong, very wrong.
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Once there are more cats, things will get even worse.
Zhao Kuangyin: How about wearing a yellow robe instead of wearing a yellow robe?
Zhu Yuanzhang Meow: We think so too, why should mortals be unlucky when gods fight? They still used human sacrifices that week, which is not good for us farmers at all, so why not fast forward.
Ying Zhengmiao: Zhou was destroyed by Qin, so why not do it a little earlier? !
Before Qin Yue could be shocked, he fast forwarded to the rebellion. These kittens, who all supported the rebellion, started to quarrel because of which dynasty the emperor's dress was made from.
Ying Zheng Miao: I am the First Emperor, and my formal attire should follow the style of Qin.
Zhao Kuangyin: It's inappropriate for the Second Emperor of Qin to die. I, the Song Dynasty, look good!
Ying Zhengmiao:?
Zhu Yuanzhang: We object, why should we be so cowardly?
Zhao Kuangyin:?
Wu Zhaomiao: Yue'er and I are both women, you should use mine!
Ekaterina Meow: Moon would look better in a dress and a crown studded with gems.
The cats refused to give in to anyone, and started a fierce battle with their offspring/men. For a while, cat hair flew everywhere and it was very lively.
Qin Yue said weakly: Well, is there a possibility that we don't even have anyone under our command?
Ying Zhengmiao waved his claws to summon a large terracotta warriors and horses, and his voice was low: Are these enough? Not enough.
Qin Yue took a breath of cold air and kept saying: Enough is enough, the dojo fortress can't be moved anymore, now I can't do it, I can't do it qwq.
Ps: Cats are capable of fighting, and together they are quite powerful.
Ps: The main character's name is the same as the one next door because I'm too lazy to think of a name anymore. It can be understood as a parallel time and space parallel (?)
Intention: Work hard to see the glory of tomorrow
Two big devils hhh
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