The prudish and sultry Marriage First, Love Cookies Later
Side A
The first time they met, Jiang Li, whose home circuit tripped, was drying his hair at the door, so he used the hair dryer to hit his neighbor across the door. The man didn't curse, but was kind enough to change the fuse at the door.
When he was talking again, Jiang Li heard that he seemed to be arguing with his mother on the phone, and he looked bad because of the marriage. While waiting for the elevator, she got up and suddenly said, "Well, if you don't mind, can you have a fake marriage with me?"
She thought that the other party would not agree to this nonsensical request, but she didn't expect that he smiled and agreed very readily.
The third time they met, the two appeared at the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Side B
Everyone has many sides. A university professor who seems gentle and elegant may also be a web hosting boss who talks a lot about the Internet.
He looks like a serious, shy and reserved young white-collar worker, but he might also be an internet author of romance novels with a wild imagination and a love for racing cars.
When Lu Pixu heard Jiang Li put on the earphones and started to act like a nymphomaniac, his teeth started to itch, and he pretended to ask her what she was listening to.
Jiang Li: "This is called a radio drama! The CV of the male protagonist here is my hero, and his voice is so nice!"
He saw the familiar name behind the main character's CV, which was his mean friend, with bulging temples.
Lu Pixu: "Oh~ I know. I also heard from my students that there is a person named [Buyi]. Is he also famous?"
Jiang Li: "Who is it? I'm not very familiar with it, maybe I haven't heard of it."
Lu Pixu: Jealous!
①Jiang Li(lǐ), Lu Pi(pī)xu
②Modern ABO settings
③Female A Male O
Intention: Try to be yourself