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[Advance collection of "The scumbag is actually me?" ! Princess, please collect it! ! The copy is at the bottom~]
Xie Jing is a quasi-college student who has just finished the college entrance examination. He is clear-headed and stupid. He usually has no hobbies except eating melons.
Once he traveled to the infinite flow world, he fumbled around and couldn't find any golden fingers or systems on his body.
In the midst of grief and anger, he accidentally bumped into a muscular player, and a voice that only Xie Jing could hear came out:
[I have been divorced three times]
They were all dumped
[They think I'm not good enough, woo woo]
Xie Jing: ... Can I listen to this for free?
In the chaos, Xie Jing knocked the muscular man on the chin.
Should I discard 1 and start from 0
Xie Jing:…………
Soon, Xie Jing realized that as long as he touched others, he could hear their innermost secrets; and the closer the place he touched, the more explosive the secrets he heard.
Xie Jing rubbed her hands excitedly: What kind of infinite flow is this? It is obviously my happy melon field!
Copy one
The department store has been abandoned for many years, but I always hear axes being sharpened on the ground in the middle of the night.
And the voice as hoarse as a crow: "Rent... Give the rent to me!"
Player: Got it, the BOSS wants human blood!
The players drew their swords at each other and killed wildly.
And Xie Jing presented the pinkest skirt to BOSS.
Copy 2
The castle is eerie and scary, and there lives a paranoid and sick man whose hobby is to lock people up and keep them in captivity.
Yandere: What are you all running for? Don't you just love the strawberry-flavored handcuffs and chains?
The players fled.
Xie Jing took the initiative to come to the door: Brother, please cuff me quickly, I can't wait any longer! Even my burps taste like milk!
The yandere who actually hates men acting coquettishly: ... Ugh.
Small theater
BOSS: What are your last words before you die?
Xie Jing: It really does! I have a loudspeaker prop that can be played on the entire server 24 hours a day for a whole month. You don't want your secret of wearing women's clothing to be known to others, right?
BOSS:……
Until one day, Xie Jing met a big boss.
Touching hands or face, there is no sound.
Until he touched his Adam's apple, a place where just force could kill him.
Xie Jing is so cute
Want to kiss
Xie Jing: Huh? ? ?
Eat melon and get it on yourself? !
Reading guide:
*Atypical and unorthodox, I can stream endlessly, enjoy making jokes, and only have a slight fear.
*The protagonist is not Bking! Occasionally there are highlights but not much, more often than not he is a baby who is afraid of ghosts
*I'll add more if I think of it~ovo
——"The scumbag is actually me?" ! Copywriting——
Shi Yubai didn't have any special achievements in his life. He himself was a loose and cool person who couldn't do anything well. He was the best in talking heads and relied on his pretty face to earn a living in the entertainment industry. He lived a comfortable life. However, he was hit and killed on the road by a certain male star.
The actor's eyes were red: Didn't you say you love me the most? !
Shi Yubai counted on his fingers: Well, in this case, I have told 478 people, and you are the 177th.
It's a pity that the male star couldn't hear these words, and Shi Yubai became cannon fodder in a bloody and sadistic novel.
The system told him that he only needed to play three roles at the same time, conquer these three protagonists, and become their Bai Yueguang to escape from the world.
[Small employees in Beijing Circle]
Shi Yubai went to the company of protagonist 1, who was a president, wearing an expensive suit and working at his desk.
Shi Yubai: What's the point of working? I'll take you to do something exciting.
The CEO in a suit and leather tie stood in front of the game console on the street, his mind at a loss.
Shi Yubai: Just say it's not irritating.
Entertainment idol
The second protagonist is a new actor, and Shi Yubai named him to play the opposite role.
Shi Yubai: Why choose you? It's very simple. There is a kissing scene later, and your mouth looks very kissable.
The handsome new actor's eyes darkened, and he was stunned when Shi Yubai took the opportunity to take the kiss scene.
Shi Yubai: Did I say I wanted to kiss you? Jpg
Campus grass
The protagonist San is a violent school bully, and he and Shi Yubai have always been incompatible rivals.
During a basketball match, the school bully viciously pushed Shi Yubai to the wall. Onlookers couldn't bear to see Shi Yubai being beaten.
Shi Yubai said: Don't be so cruel, why don't you be gentle to me?
The school bully's mind went blank and he ran away.
After a while, Shi Yubai fell into deep thought as he watched the favorability level drop as much as it rose.
Shi Yubai complained to the system: Why can't I seduce people? Are they all scumbags and masters of love?
It wasn't until Shi Yubai recovered the memory of the original owner that he realized that he was the ex-boyfriend of the three protagonists.
Shi Yubai:...
I am the scumbag myself? !
The vest accidentally dropped, and the three protagonists came to the door.
The CEO pinched his jaw hard: Little liar, do you want me to take you to something really exciting?
The actor deliberately got involved in scandals with him, holding his hand with cold eyes: Your reputation is already ruined, do you want to continue to lie to others?
The school bully sneered and said harshly: Do you think I will fail you twice?
Secretly, his eyes turned red.
The little love liar Zha Su is full of feelings when he opens his mouth to talk about love.
Intention: Persevere in climbing up the stairs and grow into your ideal self
