Xu Heling dressed up as an ancient little girl.
She thought her life was going smoothly, but one day her father was beaten to a bloody head and became a joke in Chang'an City.
The parents have no eldest son, and the bell has no eldest brother. They pretend to be boys and wash their hands to make soup.
Furong chicken slices, pine nut meat, mutton dipped in water, ground three delicacies, jujubes, honey, squirrel mandarin fish, drunken eight immortals...
Students, salivate
Student's parents: "You mean after you prepared the meal, the flat ground at the entrance of the dining hall suddenly turned into a pond, and my son who was waiting for the meal was drowned in saliva?"
Xu Heling nodded seriously, "Yes."
Small theater
1 "What? Go to Taixing Academy? The cafeteria there is not as good as our pigs." The chubby young man glared at his father sideways, "Hey! I won't eat pig food! This school, I love so and so!"
Half a year later, "What, the student who is last in class doesn't have a jelly pot? Why, this is unfair! My pigs can be full."
2 A certain lady, who did not want to be named, took the hand of her sister, "How about it, do you agree that my son will marry your daughter? We know the details."
The sister who also wanted to remain anonymous said, "You know, my daughter is very pretty, and your son is good at everything else, but he is a bit rich."
"Don't worry." Madam grabbed the sister's hand, "The college my son went to is in a desolate place. He must have lost a lot of weight in the past six months."
"Mother, mother" came a voice from outside the door.
After the lady went to see it, she closed the door tightly.
"What's the sound outside the door?" "Ah, pig, don't pay attention. Let's settle the marriage quickly."
According to people familiar with the matter, the two ladies had a falling out within a few days, but later reconciled over ice cream.
Mission: Food should not be disappointed
