Ke Learns to Play House

(Because the author is at work, I am currently updating randomly) * It's like this, I'm suspected of being kidnapped from another world. When I was about to reach adulthood, I was tragically transported back and forth as soon as my eyesight went dark. When I woke up, I came to Japan on the other side of the ocean in a different world, and was shocked to find that I had turned into a 7-year-old child. Although the body has become smaller, the mind is still smart... What, why did I find this is a different world? Which Asian country has a bunch of colorful eyes? This is your second dimension! Unfortunately, Jiang Zhiyuan did not have any plug-ins, and because he did not speak Japanese, he was wrongly judged to have aphasia. But the problem is not big. He is learning Japanese and has successfully broken the stereotype. Then something terrible happened. This suspected two-dimensional world has a lot of time-travelers, reborns, etc., And they all even have system plug-ins. — And he alone, was excluded. Everyone at the beginning didn't know what this system was about. It wasn't until they formally tried to contact it one by one and started the task that they discovered that there was a dead end for actors ahead of them. Task elements that can be seen include, but are not limited to: ["Breaking of the King of Tianliang", the return of the Dragon King, marriage first, love later, digging out organs and replacing them with matching organs, white moonlight, cinnabar moles, body doubles, women disguised as men, "Thunderstorm", "Burning Winter", not recognizing each other when they meet, classic slap in the face, mistaken benefactor/first love, picking up corpses on rainy nights, evil mother-in-law The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, one corpse and two lives, protecting the elder and the younger, "Woman/man, you are playing with fire", your wife and I will raise her, the grudges of a wealthy family, a wall separated xxx, burial literature, I love you and you love him, "The young master has not smiled like this for a long time"... And more. But they were all forced to act. The "actors" racked their brains how to perform this effect reasonably, but then they discovered that under certain conditions, the play they starred in would actually become real. All cheaters:? (Looking at the scripts and tasks after the system was supplemented, I felt confused and shocked) Original author:? (The knives were all blown away) Jiang Zhiyuan:? (There are no plug-ins and they are still treated as natives. I don't know what happened, so I was so embarrassed that I locked the castle) You continue (eat melon) The selected time-travelers, reborns, and natives looked at each other face to face with the inhumane system, and diligently performed tasks according to inexplicable personalities every day. The clueless Jiang Zhiyuan looked at them all using him as a springboard to approach his classmate Edogawa Conan, with an expression that said, "Don't come here." Dad/Mom/Brother/Other Personnel...: (Hand over their outrageous scripts) Tell me which one you should go with. Jiang Zhiyuan (horrified): I don't want this kind of choice! ! ! You guys are so smart, so I'm just a cannon fodder for an ordinary passerby. Please don't persecute me like this! Jiang Zhiyuan: I will fight to death without revealing that I am a time traveler! (The frontline eats melon, and then I eat melon until I eat it. Jpg) Jiang Zhiyuan's madness was added to the drama, adding a bunch of inexplicable relatives, friends and non-existent memories. Every day, people around them would look at them as if they were following a serial drama, with expressions like "I'm actually shocked by the interpersonal relationships among elementary school students." Too much punishment for this group of people. ——"Kill me," Jiang Zhiyuan thought numbly. He finally decided to use magic to defeat magic and spread rumors to create rumors for everyone. #The following are some of the small theaters waiting to be recycled# (The place marked with ? Is a poor shielding of undisclosed information) *1 Jiang Zhiyuan selected plot settings from various works he had watched and recent news to create smoke bombs for his identity, and spoke calmly: "Okay, let's do this. Actually, I am the high school detective Kudo Shinji. Due to an accident, I fell into a spring while being chased by an evil organization. I got a strange disease that turns me into a child when I am exposed to cold water, and becomes an adult when I am exposed to hot water. After accidentally meeting a companion who also fell into the spring and changed from male to female, we formed the Phantom Thieves together to find out how to break the secret of the evil organization's spring. The purpose is to make all criminals repent..." The so-called companion who can change from male to female: "?" Conan present (actually Kudo Shinichi himself who was being used as material): "?" *2 [The titles and achievements you have obtained in this play include——] Can the mission still have a title? ? ? ? Listening in surprise. [[I'm going, Kudo Shinichi! ] [Source: Because someone frequently hacks Kudo Shinichi's account, frequently hacks Kudo Shinichi's account, frequently hacks Kudo Shinichi's account, frequently hacks Kudo Shinji's account…] "..." ? ? ? Not tight. [Comments from the award presenter: I'll go, the god of account hacking! Why don't you call me Pianyi? Oh, that's your dad. ——Assessor No. 3] *3 For some reason Xiao Ai got bigger. Hui Yuan Ai wanted to send away the relevant personnel. So based on the other party's previous itinerary information, she used the time in seconds to remind the other party: "It is Tokyo time XXXX now... In fifteen seconds, no, it is about five seconds now and the next train on line XX will leave." The other party was even more convinced and was shocked and asked: "Baima-kun, are you the legendary phantom thief XXX who can change from male to female?" A certain thief outside the venue:? Huihara Ai, who doesn't know White Horse Detective at all:? *4 The experienced Bourbon recognized their false identities and performances at a glance. Haruko, who was forced to act in a systematic script, pondered, thinking back to the fanfics she read on the forum, calmly and the one she was playing opposite? ? ? Whisper. "Theoretically speaking, he shouldn't have turned deaf and blind on the spot. Then the few of us went through such and such long and chaotic entanglements, and then everyone turned up their hair. Finally, he was weak and strong, and the little white flower suddenly seemed to have been treated with Sharp Essence. A medical miracle occurred overnight. His vision, hearing, smell, and all the miscellaneous senses became extraordinary. The upper body of a contemporary Sherlock Holmes detective. It was revealed that we were actually his missing person who died prematurely and disappeared out of thin air. We had never heard of him at all. In short, all kinds of relatives and friends, including the dog next door, the seven aunts, eight aunts, brothers, uncles and aunts, then knelt down in the rainstorm to recall the murder. The narration was filled with grief, anger and self-blame, making other people cherish him extremely, hate the iron, and repeatedly discourage him from self-destruction...! "Can you please pause when you speak?" Bourbon, who was listening to the whole thing, raised his half-moon eyes and didn't know where to start. Brother, how can you cause trouble! Haruko condemned inwardly. ————The following are the super long notes———— * Abbreviated version: The protagonist Red Fang will have the identity of a Kaitou in the later stage. Others are inconsistent. A slow-burning long-form group portrait, including various perspectives and special styles such as forums, etc. It is as non-OOC as possible, has special private settings, has bloody content with intentional program effects, and a large number of jokes and memes in the original work and derivatives, as well as recycling of future boomerang memes. Therefore, it contains a certain degree of creators. It is recommended to watch with caution if you cannot afford it. There is foreshadowing and reasoning content. This part is free. Highlights: It will be really innovative. /Don't step on the original characters. * Note ①: This is a group portrait article with original characters. I hope that each character is three-dimensional so that each one will have his or her own performance. It's basically about family and friendship, or spreading rumors, and the plot is basically forced acting, possibly creating people, and many original plots. Some of the original settings will be changed according to the development of the plot. There are private settings. Some of the private settings involve the struggle between the bloody wealthy families and the chaos of the relatives' network. It is mainly for the effect of the program. Everyone is the kind of person who looks very bloody but is secretly very serious. Then, in order to restore the reasonable and oppressive feeling of the setting, the winery's epic universe is strengthened. Note ②: I really know how to play a lot of classic dog-blood memes and elements. Note ③: The full text of this book is free. If you feel uncomfortable with the content, you can highlight it. If you think there are important points, you can leave a message and I will add copy. Note ④: It is relatively slow to develop, and it is expected to be a long novel with at least a few hundred chapters. I will take some logical questions seriously. I cannot guarantee that all professional questions will be correct. If you have any questions, please let me know (Mi) Note ⑤: Some characters will use some special techniques such as narrative tricks to cover up the psychological foreshadowing of some early actions. Therefore, there may be a sense of contrast between the front and back, which is normal, and there will be many small foreshadowings of possible boomerangs in the future. Note ⑥: The protagonist Red Fang will become a primary school phantom thief in the later stage, and the positions of other related characters are inconsistent. The text is in third person. But sometimes it changes depending on the situation. Occasionally includes some forum posts. Note ⑦: It is currently a temporary update, and there may be some typos or word order problems. It will be repaired every once in a while, and it will be overhauled to a certain extent. After writing the copy, think of new ones and then change them. Note ⑧: You are not allowed to complain about or dislike the original characters because of fanfics. You only write fanfics because you like the original characters, right? ——If I feel unwell, it's because I'm too fussy and didn't write well! Concept: Anywhere can be a home, and playing house is also a kind of home