Question: What does it feel like to be alive again after being dead for hundreds of years?
Answer: If you are so sleepy that you want to die again, it is better to continue lying in bed.
In this way, the resurrected person started his eternal sleep plan, but he always encountered accidents of one kind or another——
For example, being dug out by a passing pirate/hit by a passing pirate/caught by a passing pirate... Are there too many pirates in this place? !
Accompanied by a dazzling white light and the music of "Miracle Reappearance", the system fell from the sky.
"After all, this is how the world is set up," the system said, "So host, come be a pirate! Just nod your head and you can marry Bai Fumei and reach the peak of your life. Even if you want to be the Pirate King, it's not impossible! What do you think? Are you very excited?"
There was no emotion in Cypno's heart.
"Will being the Pirate King allow me to find a place where I can sleep peacefully?"
"Uh... Why not..."
The system paused suspiciously for a while, and then issued a salesman's voice:
"... Do you want to know about Impel Down City's lifelong guarantee?"
Concept: Salt, Pepper, Birds and the Thought Police