On the day of the market, Yijiu originally wanted to buy some ceramic bowls but saw an unexpected mirror in the store.
Mirrors are actually very common, but they are special in a store that sells all ceramics.
Yijiu picked up the mirror curiously and looked at it carefully.
At first, Yijiu thought that the mirror was also made of ceramic because it was heavy, but it didn't feel like it. Yijiu felt that this mirror was a bit magical and asked the shop owner for the price.
"Boss, how much does this cost?"
The words did not attract the attention of the shop owner. The shop owner was engaged in a bargaining war with a customer. The quarrel was going on at his house when Yijiu came, and it is not over yet.
"Oh, this plate is purely handmade. The original price of one thousand and two thousand is not expensive!"
"One thousand and two? Can you put a zero on it? I can get it for one thousand."
"My purchase price is only one thousand one."
"Oops%♂?※(?▽｀)ノ?"
"That's not possible￡Ω≮(?ω?)"
In the end, the store manager almost got into a fight with the customer. The customer was also stubborn. He liked the plate very much but was reluctant to buy it.
The battle ended with the store manager wiping away tears and selling it to the customer for 1,000 yuan.
Yi Jiu was watching from the side, snickering from time to time. He had a lot of free time today and was in the mood to wait for them to finish arguing.
The store manager only noticed Yijiu's presence after sending away the customers heartbrokenly, and said with a forced smile: "The audience is here."
"Boss, how do you sell this mirror?"
The store manager sighed but was attracted by Yijiu's words. He seemed to remember that there was no mirror in his house.
But after seeing the mirror in Yijiu's hand, his body was shocked.
"This... This mirror..."
Seeing that he was hesitant, Yijiu thought that the mirror was not for sale, and was about to put down the store manager and speak.
"If you really want it, I'll give it to you for free. It's not a valuable thing anyway."
"Ah, that's okay."
Yijiu returned home with a bag of plates, bowls and a mirror.
As I walked, I thought about how generous my boss was.
Something happened.
Yijiu opened his eyes and found that he was in a strange place, with nothing but the familiar mirror around him.
He looked around, and an ominous premonition hit Tianling Gai. After picking up the mirror, he fell into silence.
Yi Jiu looked at the face in the mirror. His face was expressionless, with soft facial features, and his eyes. If he covered his eyes, he would look like a gentle and handsome boy. But only those eyes, with the corners slightly raised, revealed a hint of evil. If the whole face was looked at together, there would be a charming and chaotic... Beauty?
Yijiu looked at it for a moment and showed a confident smile, and the face in the mirror also smiled. He said it one sentence at a time.
"I'm so handsome."
While Yi Jiu was still admiring his beauty, he didn't know that his actions were being watched by thousands of people.
Audience in front of the screen:...
Players who participated in the game together:...
While some people were still breaking down because of the terrifying plot of the game, Yijiu was already admiring his own peerless appearance. When some people are worried about being stuck in levels, Yijiu is already in love with himself. Wait... What?
Are you in love with yourself? !
Why? Wtf?
The audience was confused, the players were confused, and Yijiu was also confused.
The audience, who did not want to be named, expressed their doubts: How to fall in love?
Wang Dachui, who is willing to remain anonymous, answered: Is there any player who is not crazy now?
Narcissus! ! Narcissus! ! Narcissus! ! Say important things three times! !
Purpose: Let there be more sober people in this confused world
