When Fang Xinnian took a black ship for the first time in his life, he encountered a shipwreck and ended up living on the garbage planet. He met Bai Jinhe who was also living here.
Bai Jinhe spoke like a liar: "I am a rich captain. Now I have been betrayed by my brother and his lover, and I am reduced to this. I will give you a suitcase. When I return with revenge, I will take you back to China within seven days."
Fang Xinyin, who didn't want to become "the shame of the family who doesn't go home during the New Year," nodded tearfully, but: "Captain Bai! Are we really going to cross the sea of stars on the ship that I transformed from my suitcase!"
The ship was really taken away, but the Spring Festival transportation in Xinghai was bumpy, the boss made too many enemies, people who were constantly provoking troubles, and the bad-tempered boss carried out group extermination activities at the slightest disagreement.
Interstellar slave market? Fry.
Alien beast Star King Beast proposes? Fry.
An asteroid belt occupied by star thieves? Fry.
Bai Jinhe: All of them will die!
Fang New Year on the first day: Isn't this good...
On the third day, Fang Xinyin said: "This is not called annihilation of the group, this is called fighting against the lawless elements in the star sea and maintaining the peace of the universe!"
The person who was killed by the group: your mother.
Copywriting two:
[He is the captain of a free man in the sea of power, with no taboos and countless lovers. His deputy really couldn't tolerate his cruelty and philandering, so he chose to join forces with his omega lover, seize his ship, and shoot him down on the junk planet. But he refused to change his ways and actually found another aplha lover on the garbage planet!
"That's how you spread rumors about me." Bai Jinhe nodded. He didn't beat the opponent, but calmly detonated the planet.
When he once again chose to ask Fang New Year to call the interstellar police to report interstellar criminals, Fang New Year said: "Do you really want to fight? But this is already the third planet you have exploded?"
Bai Jinhe: "When I came, this planet was already full of people."
Fang New Year: ... Do you think we, the People's Star Police, believe your lies! "Hello, it's me again, we're passing by an exploding planet, and there are bad guys on it!"
People's Star Police: ... Do you think we, the People's Star Police, will believe your lies! "Okay, here's a medal of honor for you."
Rumor 2.0:
Great birthday! Bai Jinhe's new horse is Tiaozi! ! Fishing law enforcement, everyone, run! !
The three good and dog-legged citizens are attacked and the arrogant primitive man is attacked
Space navigation relies on steamships, and there is oxygen everywhere. The scientific level can be compared to Doraemon.
Purpose: abide by the law and never forget the original intention.