Uncle Junior Just Wants Salted Fish

[I heard that cultivators of the Wuqing Tao will create Taoist couples, check out my pre-collection of "The Qianzun of the Wuqing Tao is in Secret Love" Baiqie Heiwen Gentle Brother Gong With a unique innate physique, Gu Xuehui's cultivation has always been smooth. Until the third time he failed to advance to the Heavenly Tribulation, his Taoist heart was flawed. If he wanted to forcefully advance to the Heavenly Tribulation, he would run the risk of going crazy. Since he couldn't make any progress, he could just hang around and become a salty fish. Gu Xuehui came to a remote small sword cultivator sect and became an elder who did nothing. He lived a happy life. The Xuanzi Sword Sect is just a second-rate sect in a remote place. The leader of the sect, He Huaixiao, aims to promote the sect in this life. To this end, he practices diligently and diligently, maintains quietness, and is strict with himself. He can be regarded as a role model for his peers. Although the sect is small, the teachers are friendly, the disciples are diligent, and everything is going well, except for his lazy little salty uncle. He is a top performer in terms of not wanting to make progress, and he can't do anything right on weekdays. If he doesn't urge him to practice, this little uncle can spend a day wandering outside. Forget it, that's it. He Huaixiao slowly accepted all this, took the initiative to take on the big responsibility, and took care of his salty fish uncle, lest he overturn his car and be stabbed to death one day because of his unlucky temper. Until one day, He Huaixiao was behind bars and in despair, he heard the sound of a sword dragging the ground. "Now you only have two choices, one is to release the person, the other is to wait for me to release the person. Oh... Who am I?" His young master uncle, who had always been a romantic and aloof, broke open the heavenly gate with his sword, smiled at him with crooked eyes, and put the tip of the sword against the throat of the person who asked him. "A nobody, not worth mentioning, he was just the best swordsman in the past." *Integrity and sincerity in the year of attack x was forced to stand up and suffer *No rebirth, no passage through the book, no system to work together and fight in the hot blood (probably?) *Qi training-Foundation building-Golden elixir-Nascent Soul-Transformation into God-Mahayana-Overcoming tribulation Pre-collection: Two-way Secret Love "The Merciless Taoist Immortal is in Secret Love" The new supervisor of the Cultivation Academy is Lan Jueqi, the number one person in the world of Cultivation's ruthless way. The dean, Xie Qingyuan, is from the same sect but is of a different lineage. It is said that he is cold-hearted and ruthless. After learning that his senior sister is in love, he will mercilessly cut off her feelings and expel her from the school. On the day he took office, Lan Jueqi's thoughts were exposed: [The hunting begins——] The unexplained voice made the whole college tremble, and all the students were trembling with fear, thinking that the boss was here to enforce discipline and beat the young lovers. Unbeknownst to the outside world, Lan Jueqi came to the Cultivation Academy as a supervisor because it was well-informed. After all, he had forgotten who the person was who made him so emotional that he failed in the love robbery. It would be best to come here to find out. Lan Jueqi only shared this secret with his most trusted senior brother, Xie Qingyuan, the young master of Chongxu Mountain who grew up with him. "I think the person I have a crush on must be the most unique person in nine heavens and ten earths!" Xie Qingyuan smiled slightly and only said that he would help pay attention. That night, the library in Chongxu Mountain was brightly lit, and the young master stayed up all night with red eyes. Hearing that Lan Jueqi was about to survive the love crisis, Xie Qingyuan hurried back but was still a step too late. After the calamity cloud dissipated, he accidentally caught a particle of stardust, and a strange electronic mechanical sound sounded in his mind. He was bound to a ruthless Tao training system and was gifted with the ability to read minds. The system's original binder was named Lan Jueqi. The garbage system found the wrong person, and the function was also wrong. Lan Jueqi's heartfelt voice could be heard by their disciples, except Xie Qingyuan. The dean was more upset than the frightened students. The school bully who has been appointed to the first sect on the list, a talented colleague who is good at piano and sword, the demon king who falls in love with Lan Jueqi... Who is that piece of shit that made my junior brother fall in love? [I must like him very much and don't want to continue cultivating the ruthless path...] [What should I do? I can't bear to kill my husband to prove the truth... Wuwuwu, I love him so much! The clanking sound of a sword being unsheathed was heard in his ears. Lan Jueqi raised his eyes and saw his good senior brother pulling out the long sword. Xie Qingyuan: "When will I kill my husband and become a Taoist priest, I will be free now!" Lan Jueqi: "???" "I can hear everyone's system sounds" As a second-generation rich man who eats and waits for death, you have nothing important to do in your life, so you can just sit back and relax. It's the wish-making moment of your birthday party, and you make a joke as a joke: for world peace. Then he blew out the candles in the eyes of everyone looking forward to it—— On your left is the fake young master with the younger number 1, bound to the yandere heartthrob system. At this moment, the system is giving him advice in a cute baby voice: [Everyone present should bow to your charm. When you drink, you have to pretend to be too drunk and collapse to the ground to arouse their concern and competition. You have to occupy one of the sick and the squeamish ones. Come on, you can do it] On your right is the tall, strong, black-skinned Sports Hair Growth No. 2, Bound to the Baiyueguang ball-running system with a deep and magnetic voice: [Just put this special medicine into the wine, and after drinking it, you will all be in trouble, and you will hit it with one hit! The one who walked in unexpectedly and stood in front of you was the proud and aloof CEO who was late and had a hard time dealing with his childhood. Accompanying his "Sorry I'm late" was the prompt tone of the dog-licking system: "If there are no roses, you can temporarily pull out the grass from the roadside flower bed and give it away. Forget it, lower your cup and say something nice when you drink. Remember to pay silently and leave without leaving a cloud." The person who reluctantly came with the cold CEO was the real young master classmate. Long Aotian's domineering and unparalleled system was working in his mind: [Everyone present except the president can be subdued. As a younger brother, after drinking, you must use your momentum to intimidate them. Pay attention to your eyes and be domineering! Then, an impatient mechanical voice came from next door: "It's really noisy next door. If you throw a bomb over while they are clinking glasses, it will definitely explode into fireworks, which will be really nice." Everyone's hands are on the cup, looking at you, the protagonist, waiting for you to raise your cup and say "do it"! Intention: Be self-reliant and become a better self