[The pre-receipt of "Omega Zaiwa Variety A Blasts All Stars" has been opened. The copy is at the bottom. Interested friends can take a look~]
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Yun Xian, who traveled from ancient times, joined the baby club signed by his original body.
Taking his original nephew with him, Yun Xian started a new life in the new era.
However, as a cross-generational player, Yun Xian's living ability... Still has a lot of room for improvement.
He can't turn on the stove when cooking, he can't adjust the hot water when taking a bath, he can't insert coins when taking the bus... All kinds of behaviors have stunned the audience who accidentally entered the live broadcast room.
Zaizai, who was only three years old, was heartbroken.
"Yunyun, if you don't touch that, it will hurt~ I'll let you play with the airplane~"
"Yunyun, the bath water is ready, take a bath~"
"So great~the noodles are so good~"
The audience scolded Yunxian and called Zaizai frantically.
[How could Yun Xian, a fool like He De, have such a capable kid]
[Zaizai, don't worry about your useless uncle, my sister will play with you, okay?]
[My sweet boy kisses my sister and cooks for my uncle. It's great.]
[Awsl, how could there be such a cute little cub?]
Under the guidance of reliable Zai Zai, Yun Xian gradually adapted to modern life. Coupled with the help of enthusiastic neighbors, one large and one small child were able to survive.
Finally, life is on the right track, and the program team has come up with a new twist - each episode takes guests to travel to a city to experience the great rivers, mountains and historical heritage of the motherland.
The program team requires the guests to learn various skills that have been passed down for thousands of years, and only those who complete the tasks can enjoy the travel projects. By coincidence, these tasks all hit Yun Xian's skill points.
Although he doesn't know how to fly, pack luggage, or... But when it comes to learning, Prime Minister Yun Xian will never admit defeat!
So:
Others were busy working for a long time, unable to complete their study tasks and had nothing to eat, but Yun Xian...
He took Zaizai to read ancient Chinese and learn six arts, including piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. The degree of completion was so high that even the teaching master said it was good!
Under his influence, Zaizai was also addicted to learning and couldn't help himself. The whole family seemed to have turned the variety show into an educational column.
The audience who came to the live broadcast room to curse was stunned again.
[It turns out he is not a fool... I am]
[This, the skill point is too crooked, it's outrageous]
I kneel down to the master
[In ancient times, one had to be the number one scholar, right? Did he come from time travel? ? ?
Yun Xian made several hot searches and became an instant hit, attracting the attention of big shots from all walks of life.
But I didn't know it at all.
Yun Xian, who still doesn't like to surf the Internet, works hard to teach Zaizai. He also takes in an enthusiastic neighbor's child and teaches the two children together.
Yun Xian's acting career gradually went sideways, and his education career developed in full swing.
Wait, why did this enthusiastic neighbor sneak in?
... Huh? He also said he was pleased with me?
Pay attention, it is completely empty, very empty! Don't bring it into reality! No prototype!
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★Super interesting pre-receipt ID7906073 from a gay friend
"Nai Jing and His Old-Fashioned Husband Are in Love with a Variety Show" by Ling Xun
Sweetheart X Jing x old-fashioned and self-sufficient
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The following is my pre-receipt [Omega explodes in the baby variety show A]
Recently, a baby drama jointly produced by five major galaxies will be launched soon.
On the surface: baby.
In fact: the galaxies are fighting each other with intrigues, resorting to physical means when necessary, and engaging in some unpretentious political struggles.
Netizen: Looks good! Love watching! Opening!
Therefore, all major galaxies will send out their own peak strength, striving to defeat their opponents!
After the official announcement of the list of participants, the public was in an uproar——
Among all the ferocious A's, a delicate Omega got mixed up! Even that Zaizai is O!
Shouldn't this be eaten alive? !
Look at the information again.
Zhu Shuang, Duke of the S Galaxy Empire, is famous for being a weakling. He has a pair of stunning golden eyes and a charming appearance. The green snake with bamboo leaves wrapped around his wrist is even more dazzling.
The cubs they brought were as delicate as dolls. Their golden deer eyes looked at the camera with wet eyes, and they were unparalleled in cuteness.
After the first appearance of the guests, the uncle and nephew instantly captured the hearts of hundreds of millions of people in the universe!
Netizen: How about marrying someone like this? Like marry me!
Zhu·Delicate Omega·Shuang:? (Smile)
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Later, after the variety show started, netizens discovered that it seemed... Different from what they imagined?
The Star Thief is coming:
Other guests: No weapons, in order to protect the cubs, we need to consider the long term.
Zhu Shuang: Pick up the cannon dropped by the enemy, blast the enemy away with one shot, and make a high-profile debut!
——The ammunition is his eldest nephew, Zhu Songsong.
The little Omega had a determined look on his face, holding his afro and reporting loudly in a small voice: Mission accomplished sir!
Netizen:......6
After that, the uncle and nephew fought their way through the crowd of A's and came out on top in all tasks, completely shattering the perception of netizens!
——This is Omega? !
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Seeing the other guests being manipulated by the uncle and nephew, netizens became even more silent.
The A's who were supposed to be competitive were so fascinated by Zhu Shuang that they couldn't find anything to do. The handmade flowers sent by Zhu Shuang were all kept close to their hearts.
Netizen: Wake up! This is something everyone has! And hee hee nine dollars and ninety!
And Zhu Songsong became famous immediately and became the king of children. The little A's followed the fat-faced Songsong every day for devil training, and even said that they would marry him when they grow up!
Netizen: ... The S Galaxy is a vicious conspiracy! I wait for you to grow up!
Fortunately, the marshal of the β galaxy and his eldest nephew stuck to their hearts and did not succumb to the lustful power of uncle and nephew Zhu Shuang.
Alpha Light lives up to its name!
The people of the β galaxy straightened their backs!
The result...
Three days after the end of the baby show.
Zhu Shuang, who waved her sleeves and took Zhu Songsong home, saw the familiar white wolf spiritual body next to her eldest brother.
Mr. Marshal had a steady look on his face and nodded slightly towards him.
"Hello, I'm here to kiss you."
Quan Universe: ... Huh?
Purpose: Learning never ends, you must shine in the areas you are good at
The heroine is cute and the hero is handsome