
The Daily Life of a Salted Fish Guard
咸鱼暗卫打工日常
by Deer Pick Up (鹿拾)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 682k Words
- Chapters
- 188
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Theme
- Love Story
- POV
- Bottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age rating
- 18+
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Synopsis
[Advance copy of "Unknown Intelligence, but Super Luck" is at the end] A worker who stayed up late and worked overtime for a long time suddenly died unexpectedly. When he opened his eyes, he found that he had traveled to ancient times. Before he could rejoice in his new life, he received the bad news—— He dressed as a secret guard, and his job was to squat on the rafters to protect his master every day. His working hours were from midnight to midnight, 365 days a year. Shijiu:…… Shijiu: It's good to be alive, but it's okay to die too:) After resurrecting his life, Shijiu refused to work overtime, and spent all day fishing, arriving late and leaving early. The good news was that he had the lowest sense of presence among all the secret guards, and no one noticed him for three months. Bad news, because his presence was too low, he was sent to Prince Ning's Mansion as an undercover agent by his master, the suspicious tyrant. It is said that King Ning was a sick man. He would wheeze every time he took a step and cough three times when he spoke. He was careless and unlearned by nature, and his life was short-lived. On the first day of being an undercover agent, Shijiu squatted on the beam of the room, watching the customers of Ning Prince's Mansion coming in an endless stream, talking and laughing, changing cups and cups, and talking loudly about state affairs. After thinking for a long time, he reported his work to his master: His Royal Highness Prince Ning and his guests promoted Pai Gow today. After working as an undercover agent for a month, Shi Jiu hid under Prince Ning's carriage and followed him to the outside of the city to inspect the privately raised soldiers and horses, and reported to his master: His Highness Prince Ning pushed Pai Gow today. After working as an undercover agent for three months, Ning Wang suddenly became seriously ill. He held his hand and refused to let him go. Sijiu sat by the bed and reported his work to his master: Ning Wang pushed Pai Gow with great intensity, and finally made himself sick. Today I have to examine myself three times and vow not to push Pai Gow again tomorrow. After working as an undercover agent for a year, Shijiu looked at King Ning's assembled army, took the hand that the other party stretched towards him, and reported his work to his master: Today, His Highness King Ning invited me to play Pai Gow together. - Later, King Ning finally overthrew the tyrant and succeeded him as the new emperor. He lay on the dragon bed for a long time, rubbing his sore waist—— Who on earth said that King Ning was about to die soon! ! #I was just a secret guard, how could I become a queen# #The leader asked me to be 007, then change the leader# The sense of presence is extremely low, but it is only ineffective against attack. Tianxuan fishes and hits workers& Strive to turn a blind eye to Shou and cooperate with his performance·Pampering the evil prince Food guide: ·1v1 main attack, maximum force value, attack × max intelligence value ·There are a lot of daily, non-fast-paced and refreshing articles, please pay attention · Shou is wearing it, the specific situation will be explained later ·The husband and wife teamed up to fight the tyrant, but they pretended to be in poor health ·Gongshuang is a natural pair, and they are unique in body and mind. It is forbidden to dismantle, reverse, dream, control, and control all pica in the article🚫🚫🚫Relevant comments will be deleted when they are seen ·Please don't find fault with pirated articles, they will be deleted as soon as you see them. ·Don't be too fussy about making excuses. There are many personal settings. Please read the article harmoniously. Any paragraphs that affect the perception will be cleared up as appropriate. Please respect each other. Thank you very much. —————————— "Unknown intelligence, but strong luck" copy: Song Qishan died unexpectedly on the day he graduated from university. When he opened his eyes, he found that he had traveled to ancient times and became the youngest son of Song, the Minister of Household Affairs. This child was born with a congenital defect and suffered from the "lost soul" syndrome at birth. However, in his weak years, he was dull and stupid. His intelligence was that of a three-year-old child. He didn't even recognize his parents and would only call him "brother" when something happened. Despite this, everyone in the Song family still regarded this child as a treasure. They took good care of him and never scolded him. Song Qishan, whose parents both died and was studying hard during a work-study program, was moved to tears: The sky has eyes! ! - Recently, everyone in the Song family discovered that the young master, who had been missing for twenty years, miraculously recovered from his illness. Not only did he speak and behave like ordinary people, but he also brought almost miraculous good luck to the people around him. In order to buy some candy cakes for his youngest son, Mr. Song accidentally avoided a frightened horse and injured people on the street, and avoided a bloody disaster; Song Tingyuan, the eldest son of the Song Dynasty who worked in Dali Temple, helped his younger brother catch the thief who stole his money bag. He unexpectedly discovered that the thief was actually a gangster wanted by the government for three years; In order to celebrate the recovery of their youngest son, the Song family went out for fun and accidentally escaped a widespread and bloody party dispute. - There is a rumor in the capital that the youngest son of the Song family is as wise as he is foolish. He has been keeping a low profile for twenty years and keeps a low profile. In fact, he is a man of great luck. His body is filled with purple energy. Those who offend him will have bad luck, and those who help him will have great luck. For a time, all the dignitaries in the city flocked to him, almost crossing the threshold of the Song Dynasty. After hearing that Song Qishan was a good man, they immediately handed over their pampered young master to him. But they were all blocked by the Song eldest son. Song Tingyuan, the young minister of Dali Temple, opened the case file and took inventory one by one: "No way for lecherous people." "It's not allowed to be addicted to gambling." "He committed an armed attack and injured many people. He is still on the run... Please follow me back to Dali Temple to explain." Song Qishan: ovo Song Qishan: It's great to have an older brother. He protects me and helps me protect myself from bad luck. Song Qishan: ... Hey, wait a minute, brother, why are you in my bed! Extremely protective of shortcomings, gentle and evil-minded × brother-in-law, cheerful, lively and accepting Brother control × brother control, attack and reception are not related by blood Intention: Never be defeated by suffering, never bow to fate






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