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Li Fen, a college student, died suddenly after staying up late doing PPT. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself lying in a landfill.
There was also a boiler-burning grandpa who wanted to carry her into the incinerator: "Poor baby, grandpa will send you on your way with dignity."
Li Fen pretended to be dead for a second: "Wait... I think I can still save it!"
After his rebirth, Li Fen prepared to rely on modern knowledge to flourish in another world, but the result——
By the head? This is an interstellar federation with infinitely advanced technology!
By force? Confirmed to have awakened as the lowest D-level superpower!
By luck? She just pulled a gem from the corpse and was caught by the nobles and thrown into prison.
After entering the prison, she encountered a wave of alien beasts. By some strange combination of circumstances, she accidentally let two prisoners on the top floor of the prison go free.
Li Fen: I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?
After being released from prison, Li Fen returned to the corpse landfill: "Grandpa, do you want to be the founder of the largest crematorium in the universe?"
The old man sighed: "Silly boy, you are just dreaming at a young age. Studying hard is the way out."
Then he used all his belongings to apply for the commander's major.
Command expertise? She learns!
Individual combat skills? She learns!
She also did not forget to advertise her crematorium.
Her classmates all sneered at her. She had D-level powers and was still a boiler burner. Where did the joke come from?
However, they laughed too early.
Ten years later, the Sigrid Competition was broadcast live, and the entire galaxy watched the four major military academies compete.
In the ranks of Mandela's military academy, which was in the bottom twenty years, that girl was particularly eye-catching.
The barrage flooded the screen: Mandela is really getting more and more embarrassed.
The first game, an extremely cold arena.
Everyone was frozen into dogs. Li Fen led the team to hunt down S-class snow beasts, skin them and make coats, and then opened a shop on the spot.
Audience: Is this a competition or a live broadcast?
The second scene, the furnace of the scorching sun.
While his opponent was busy protecting himself from the sun and cooling down, Li Fen had built a mobile ice castle and was leisurely watching his opponent jump all over the floor as he was burned.
The third scene, the psychedelic rainforest.
The hallucinogenic factor caused the entire mecha division of the other team to be wiped out. Li Fen took out his homemade Mandela brand gas mask and won the championship all the way.
After the competition, in just half a month, a teaching building was directly earned.
The principal was stunned.
Li Fen's name also completely resounded throughout the planet.
The nobles who once laughed at her rushed to offer her olive branches.
She just silently collected the corpses of the dead military cadets for free.
Later, Li Fen became the strongest commander in the interstellar, and also controlled the entire interstellar funeral industry.
And her grandfather was awarded the title of "Federal Quality Parent".
Faced with reporters rushing to interview him, Li Fen just waved his hand: "Low-key, low-key."
Mission: Hospice care
