"Hey, lawyer, do you think it's illegal for me to come back from the dead and dig up my grave goods?"
"Oh, it's not illegal, thank you very much!"
Liu Bang held the shovel in his hand and sniffed, "Miss Song, just look at me and say it's not illegal!"
"I am Qin Shihuang. I am not dead. I want to rebuild the Qin Empire. Now I need 2,000 yuan. If I succeed in restoring the country, I will give you 5 tons of gold!"
Qin Shihuang, who was 1.9 Meters tall and handsome, frowned and read the text message. The next message was "My charming ancestor, why don't you give your ancestor the elixir of life!"
"Miss Song, we won't get home until we get drunk tonight, but I won't get drunk after a thousand cups!"
Li Bai picked up the Red Star Erguotou on the table and drank it in one gulp, "Ugh!"
Liquor in the Tang Dynasty was 5% alcohol, while modern wine was 55% alcohol.
"Miss Song, where are you taking me?"
Wang Zhenyi looked at the white object in front of her: "Astronomical telescope? What is that?"
"Miss Song, why are you more feudal than us!" Princess Taiping looked at the person who had brought her to the bar to entertain herself but was blushing and trying to escape.
"Sister Song, I won't sell the traffickers here!" Cao Chong looked at the visitor pitifully.
"Song Lanyue, let's buy this car!" Huo Qubing pointed to an off-road vehicle.
"You can't get your driver's license without an ID card, so give up!"
Song Lanyue patted the big 28 bicycle in front of her, "Quick, come up, we won't be able to catch up with the passenger later!"
Song Lanyue has been connected to yin and yang since she was a child. When she received a notice from the village that they had developed it into a tourist area and the Zhuangyuan Building she inherited from her grandfather could be renovated and used as a B&B, she returned to the village and became a boss with peace of mind.
But she didn't expect that her first customer would be Huo Qubing!
Take Huo Qubing to catch ghosts and buy a soul ring car, climb the Great Wall with Qin Shihuang, and fight for wine with Li Bai!
Song Lanyue's chaotic and funny life begins!
Intention: Make progress every day and work hard