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[Mourning Salted Fish Girl·Wantful Heaven's Proud Son]
, sounds the same as drunk
*Copywriting 1:
At a friend's party, after a round of drinks, the topic of secret love came up for some reason.
"Secret love?"
Wen Chichi, who has always been better at listening, rarely spoke and slowly recalled,
"I was probably in my third year of high school. During evening study, fireworks suddenly started setting off outside. I couldn't help but stare at them for a long time. My deskmate asked me if I particularly liked fireworks. In fact, I was just looking at his reflection through the window."
The friend took a deep breath and subconsciously asked what happened next.
Later——
Wen Chichi tilted his head. Next to him, Li Chang, with deep eyebrows, used a spoon to open the cap of a wine bottle, and slowly wiped away the wine that had flowed onto his hands with a piece of paper.
"Later?" He looked into Wen Chichi's eyes and said in a calm voice, "She dumped me."
*Copywriting 2:
What kind of youth was that?
It's boring, every inch of the meridians is mixed with pain, and the blood is soaked with sourness and bitterness.
It is roaring but unable to find a way out, drowned by the fishy smell.
It's rotten and crumbling, and you can't see where you came from.
In such a humid youth, you are my only outlet
Column [Should we hold an umbrella together in summer] Copywriting, would you like to add it to your collection?
[Childhood sweethearts, cats and dogs]
She is a strong and soft girl but her words are not amazing and she will never stop dying* She is a hot-tempered and attractive brother but has obsessive-compulsive disorder and it makes her uncomfortable if she doesn't lower her head first.
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When they were young, their parents told Jiang Jingjin and Fu Yuanchu's fortunes on a whim, and it was said that they were inseparable for life.
When Jiang Jingjin grew up, he sneered at this. After all, the two of them had been having a lot of trouble every day. No matter how you looked at it, they were destined to be incompatible with each other.
So when they had an inexplicable quarrel again just after entering college, she announced that she and Fu Yuanchu had broken off their relationship.
But Fu Yuanchu obviously doesn't think so——
"Jiang Jingjin." On the playground, before she raised her feet to run, Fu Yuanchu reached out and held down her shoulders.
He was holding a football in his other hand, and he had the temperament of pulling it like a millionaire. He raised his eyelids and gestured at the height between the two of them: "Are you raising this umbrella to slit your boss's throat?"
Jiang Jingjin raised his head and glared at him: "... I'll fuck you, uncle!"
Fu Yuanchu, who was scolded, nodded and took out his mobile phone neatly.
As soon as the prompt sounded, Jiang Jingjin had one more unaccepted transfer.
"I said I'm going to fuck you uncle!"
Fu Yuanchu still didn't seem to understand the words: "Okay, since you bowed your head voluntarily, I will forgive you."
Jiang Jingjin: "?"
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My childhood sweethearts, cats and dogs, take good care of yourself with sun protection in summer.
Concept: The law of love is to love yourself the most
