Who Said I'm a Wood Spirit?

Complete text/emotional flow Cute wood spirit x crazy love brain / running in both directions / no misunderstanding between the male and female protagonists This article has been treated to prevent theft. The original and pirated versions have different plots and endings. ——— "The Burning Rhinoceros Mirror is broken, the Huaian Diagram is cracked, the Kunling Sword is broken... He calculated all the traps and his own life for you step by step." 1. The sun rises in Tanggu, and Lingli is a hibiscus tree in the place where the sun rises. In her previous life, her biggest dream was to bloom, and she practiced hard all the time for this purpose, but even until her death, she was unable to bloom a single flower. Before she died, she found out that she had offended the law of heaven at some point and was punished by heaven. She was destined to die faster the more she practiced in her life. The only way to save her life was to lie down. Ling Li, who was chased and struck by thunder: In the next life, I will lie down and prolong my life T_T When he opened his eyes again, six hundred years had passed and the way of heaven had changed drastically. Rumor has it that after her death, the divine Lord Zhu feasted on the fallen demon. Since then, the way of heaven has been reversed, and the devil has become the co-owner of heaven and earth. Xianmen was about to assassinate the Demon Lord, and turned to her: "Ling Li, are you willing to destroy the Demon Lord and save the common people?" Ling Li, who just wants to lie down in this life: "I agree to destroy the Demon King and save the common people. But I am also a common person. I only want to be the one who is saved, and I don't want to be the one who commits suicide." Xianmen: "..." 2. Zhu Yan was the son of the Creation God Emperor, and he had the blood of the Creation God. He was reborn with the most beautiful face in the six worlds. During the ten thousand years he was a God Emperor, he fell into the boudoir dreams of countless nymphs and fairies. However, I don't know why I didn't think about it, but suddenly one day I started my own rebellion and subverted the way of heaven. Even so, there are always pursuers. For example, the most beautiful woman in the fairy world has men all over the six realms who like her, but she only wants to be his queen. It was a pity that Zhu Yan was cold and cruel. When the beauty took advantage of the chaos and wanted to kiss his lips, he stabbed her through with a sword. Ling Li, who witnessed this scene: What a beautiful man who is crazy about criticism and loves himself! * Later, Ling Li and Zhu Yan accidentally entered the Burning Rhinoceros Mirror together. Legend has it that this mirror can sense the long-cherished wishes of immigrants and allow them to get their wishes. It is a very considerate magic weapon. However, Ling Li's experience inside is indescribable. For some reason, she would sleep on Zhu Yan's bed every night. No matter how hard she tried, even if she turned herself into a tree and planted it firmly in the soil, she would still wake up in Zhu Yan's arms the next day, with a bird hugging his strong waist and snuggling against his chest. Thinking of how self-loving the devil is as a man, Li lied down and said, "Kill me." Unexpectedly, the devil who used to kill people without batting an eye has a benevolent look on his face: "A crime will not lead to death." Reading guide: 1. Go in both directions! The male protagonist is in love, and the female protagonist always stands firmly on his side. There is no misunderstanding between the two! 2. Emotional flow, micro-group portraits, non-cool writing, the author's own logic control, and no bugs in the plot settings. 3. Some place names and animal names are quoted from "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", but the world is imaginary and has another set of operating rules. They are purely fictitious. Please do not substitute them into the mythological system we are familiar with to offend the gods^_^ ——The new article "The Maybach with the Wrong Secret Lover" has been completed—— On the day Jin Zhao and Meng Yanxi reunited, the students had just started asking her in class if she had ever had a crush. The wind blew the pages of the book, and Jin Zhao smiled slightly and nodded: "Yes. He is tall and handsome. Although he looks cool and has a poisonous mouth, which makes people worry that he could poison himself to death by licking his lower lips, in fact, his heart is very warm and soft. Except for the occasional cheating and poor drinking ability, he has no shortcomings. He even has good luck." After class, she was waiting for Didi on the roadside. A black car parked in front of her and unlocked with a click. She was lowering her head to reply to the message, opened the car door and got in. As the car drove out, the phone rang at the same time, and Master Didi's powerful voice rang in his ears: "You got into the wrong car! Can't you hear me honking the horn like crazy from behind you? That's a Maybach, a limited edition priced at more than 10 million, how dare you?" Jin Zhao was startled. Just as he was about to confirm with the car owner, the man who had been silent in the driver's seat suddenly raised his eyes. Through the rearview mirror, Jin Zhao was caught off guard and met a pair of dark peach blossom eyes. Jin Zhao: "..." Help! Got into the wrong Maybach of my crush! -The copywriting is scheduled for 2022.12.29, And screenshots have been sent to WB to retain the certificate. -Weibo @ -The cover has been purchased and authorized, the artist is @ Seventy-Two Silver Mission: World peace, rejection of war