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1V1, double clean, he
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On the first day they met, He Xu gave his new deskmate a standing gift as a greeting gift. Seeing that his new deskmate was cold and unwilling to talk to him, He Xu used the actor's trump card of self-cultivation.
He said: "If you don't like me, you can just tell me. It's okay with me. Just hide in bed and cry for a while..."
Bingshan's colleague said expressionlessly: "... I'm shy, okay?"
He Xu: "..." (Laughing until he looked for his head on the ground)
From then on, in addition to getting into a good university, He Xu's future goals also included one more: to protect our socially fearful classmates!
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Gradually, the most common words He Xu said became "My deskmate~" "My deskmate~" "Brother Baiyuan~" "Chen Gou!"
The reaction of the socially fearful deskmate was: "Don't be coquettish, save your face."
He Xu taught him seriously: "Remember, the first rule of survival is: if you are shameless, you are invincible. Learn more from me."
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One night, He Xu discovered something was wrong and was puzzled. So he turned around, gently pulled Chen Baiyuan's face, and said, "That's not right. Weren't you afraid of society before? Now you are so thick-skinned that I feel ashamed."
Chen Baiyuan chuckled: "Well, you taught me well. It's not that you said that shameless people are invincible. I think it makes sense. Shameless people will indeed live a much more comfortable life in the future."
He Xu was silent for a moment, and suddenly wanted to go back in time and block his mouth. Wasn't this digging a hole for himself? Now I'm being sold to someone for money...
Intention: Grow in laughter, redeem in growth