When I Was Shrouded in a Bloody Halo [Entertainment Circle]

The final article "After being forced to marry a nouveau riche" (a nouveau riche love-brained man × a cold, sickly and beautiful girl) Pre-receipt of "Imperfect Beauty Simulator", please collect it and put the copy below! . Copywriting of this article: Jiang Yuhua felt that something might be wrong with her. Ever since she fell down last month, she felt that there was always a kind of... Halo around her? For example, when she heard someone discussing her, in order to prevent eavesdropping, she must violate the law of east and west, so she decided to take off her shoes and put down everything on her body to eavesdrop. Then the door fell down, yes, it was such a big stainless steel iron door. It fell down in order to let Jiang Yuhua be discovered! ! ! ! ! Or when she and her opponent appear in the same place, she will always be caught off guard and fall flatly on the ground, falling into his opponent's arms at 360 degrees without blind angle, and pouring coffee on him like a long eye. The elevator, which had never had any problems, also had problems because the two of them were riding together. If it rains, there will always be only one umbrella. If you are in a variety show, you will be in the same group. If you are traveling together, you will be misunderstood as a couple. If you ride in a car, you will sit next to each other. When you stay in a hotel, there will only be one room left... . I remember that when she was on the same stage with her opponent in a variety show, Jiang Yuhua accidentally fell from a height of four meters. When she was dazed, she took the hand of her opponent who rushed to help her and explained with difficulty: "Let me tell you Qin Xiu, I may be losing my memory. The password on my mobile phone is my birthday. Open the album category "Embarrassing Memoirs" and show it to me. I will get better once I am stimulated. " Qin Xiu:? Then Jiang Yuhua was sent to the hospital and diagnosed with mild intermittent amnesia. Qin Xiu dubiously clicked on the operation of her mobile phone and opened the photo album category. The shock was great. Jiang Yuhua regained her memory on the spot. Even the doctor said she was a medical miracle. Jiang Yuhua: I hate doctors who have no sense of boundaries! .. In order to avoid the halo of kissing her if she fell, Jiang Yuhua guarded Qin Xiu every time. However, during an important live interview meeting, Jiang Yuhua, who had only relaxed a little, fell because she stood up to adjust her dress. Fortunately, her opponent even came to pick her up. Jiang Yuhua cried to death: Don't come over—— Qin Xiu was confused: Save you quickly? OK! Unsurprisingly, as people with such a halo of bloody dramas, they fell in love. Jiang Yuhua (lighting a cigarette) (crying and laughing): Tell your manager to suspend your debut while I withdraw from the industry. The assistant touched his chin: The fact that you are shrouded in the halo of a bloody drama is quite shocking in the entire entertainment industry. Jiang Yuhua: I'll give it to you. . ★ [When the coincidence reaches a certain level, it is the soul of love that is causing trouble] Note: This sentence comes from a popular sentence on the Internet, the source is unknown. Random thoughts: 1.1V1, Shuangjie, a sweet little comic in the entertainment industry, he. 2. The heroine is shrouded in the halo of a bloody drama~ She can't escape even if she wants to~ 3. The male protagonist looks like a flower on the high mountain, but in fact he is naturally stupid and has moderate social anxiety. He does not dare to get too close to others, and is misunderstood as a flower on the high mountain that is not easy to get close to. 4. The heroine is not a new celebrity, she has acting skills! ! There is a fan base! ! Not the 18th line! ! Therefore, when two people have feelings for each other, there is no situation where the whole network denies it, the whole network thinks that the female protagonist is not worthy of the male protagonist, and the whole network laughs at it! ! Because the male protagonist is just a relatively popular actor with good acting skills and a good reputation! ! 5. In a sense, it is indeed a cool article, but there are not so many weird female n-partners and heroines who can't deal with it. I just thought this gag was interesting and wanted to write it down. 6. The copy will be officially uploaded as a screenshot on December 29, 2022. . ——The copy of the advance collection of "Imperfect Beauty Simulator" is here: A game called "Imperfect Beauty Simulator" was launched. In the game, the heroine of each episode has an imperfect attribute. While the main mission is ongoing, players should try their best to keep the heroine with an imperfect character. The higher the imperfect attribute value, the higher the love value of the male protagonists, and the other attributes of the heroine will also increase. Wen Qingyu is a 996 social animal and an honest person. Playing this game was purely an accident, and wearing it was even more of an accident. Ding! Host, your current identity is the fake daughter of a wealthy family, and your imperfect attribute is - Jing] Wen Qingyu: Oh, oh? [Now, your favorite shoes have been accidentally stained by one of the male protagonists, you——] -Say "It's okay" -Ask him to compensate you for a pair of identical ones. -Let him lick your shoes clean, and then buy you bags, jewelry, and clothes as compensation -The host replenishes it by itself... Wen Qingyu gestured confidently: I choose three [Not the most perfect choice, semen attribute +3, male protagonist's obsession value +5] Wen Qingyu: Isn't this the most perfect choice? ? You are now Zoujing, not S - these are your favorite shoes, and any other limited edition cannot replace its existence. You should strongly demand an identical pair Wen Qingyu:... * Ding! Host, your current identity is that of a sister who lives in a certain male protagonist's house. Your imperfect attribute is - green tea] Wen Qingyu: Oh, oh? [Now, there is a violent storm outside, lightning and thunder, you feel scared and want to sleep with your stepbrother, you——] -Say "Brother, I'm scared" -Say, "Brother, can I sleep with you tonight?" " -Said, "Brother, thunder is so scary. Can you take me in for a night?" I promise I won't cause you any trouble." -The host replenishes it by itself... * Ding! Host, your current identity is a down-and-out transfer student from a noble school, and your imperfect attribute is - a constant stream of lies] Wen Qingyu: Oh, oh? …… Wen Qingyu: Isn't it really some kind of obedience test to let honest people walk in? Concept: When the coincidence reaches a certain level, the soul is at work.