*Jiang Mu's Ci
Jiang Muci found that his wife had become abnormal. Lately I've been targeting myself, you could even say that I'm playing with myself.
When did it start? Jiang Muci recalled.
One Sunday, Jiang Muci went to bed very late before getting up, planning to go back to the company and work overtime.
After getting up, Jiang Muci went into the bathroom to replace the toothbrush he had used for a long time.
My wife followed up and said, "Jiang Muci, your toothbrush says it's not ready to retire yet. Please give it one more day to complete its final mission!"
Jiang Muci: "Can the toothbrush talk?"
Wife: "Yes, everything can talk!"
Jiang Muci: "I just went to the toilet, do you know what my shit said?"
My wife shook her head and said, "I don't know, because it was washed down."
Jiang Muci was about to tell his wife to stop making trouble, but her wife turned and pointed at the toilet and said, "But the toilet said: 'It stinks!'"
Jiang Muci:...
*Warm summer chapter
After a certain fever, Xia Nuan discovered that she could hear the voice of each item.
Xia Nuan also knew that she couldn't tell such things casually, but her husband was her closest person, so she was still willing to tell him.
However, her husband seemed to have listened to what she said, but one day he deceived himself into seeing a psychiatrist!
Concept: Every item has its own life