Escape from Teyvat Overnight [Original God]

[Warning: Many of the second innovations mentioned in this article are really innovative (the kind of grass gods competing for hegemony), please adjust to a fun-loving mentality before reading. It's a work that lets you let yourself go, and the plot doesn't depend on the paddle, but on the waves] [Final + internship, we can only do it on the sixth day before June 20th QAQ (by the way, we will work hard to update that chapter)] [Advance receipt: "Except me, the whole family wears books", "Express delivery across time and space, the mission must be reached [Original God]", see the copy below] As a big doujin artist, I have made many secondary creations for "Genshin Impact". For example, the Teyvat boy band maid series; For example, the entire cat sculpture of the cute wind boy; Another example is the Sex Transformation Rock King Dijun dancing to the Egyptian Shake (I don't believe no one wants to watch this); When it comes to writing, painting, and videos, who is more passionate than me? ! … I don't regret falling into the pit of Genshin Impact. But when I fainted one day because I failed to qualify for the third test of the Star Dome Railway, I woke up again and found that I had traveled to Teyvat, and the secondary creations I had drawn were actually broadcast live to the steamers, and even became real on them - I silently covered my vest. Treasure, you must not drop it. * After traveling to Teyvat, I had to start working in order to survive. My first job was as a maid at Dawn Winery. I loved this job, until one day I saw Diluc wearing a Catwoman suit and visiting a winery at night. He, my boss, is carrying a kitten with a face. I closed my eyes and remembered that this was a fanart I had drawn. I understand. Not wanting to be "sentenced here", I fled Chenxi Winery overnight. My second job was as a trainee urban management officer in Mondstadt. I liked this job very much, until one day, I saw Wendy singing in public, and suddenly a green light flashed, and her clothes turned into a maid outfit. My fingers were trembling: This maid outfit looked so familiar to me. I read a lot of information in order to design it! In order to avoid "Don't even think about reincarnation", I fled Mondstadt overnight. My third job was as Albedo's experimental assistant. I liked this job very much, until one day, I saw Abedo coming back from outside, actually wearing black silk stockings. My blood is boiling: Teacher Abedo's beautiful legs, prprpr—— I also painted the black silk Albedo. I don't want to try "this is the moment of birth" and escape from Longji Snow Mountain overnight. My fourth job was as a waiter at Wangshu Inn. I liked this job very much, until one day, the young immortal who had seen the dragon had no head or tail, blushed and covered the newly grown cat tail on his back. I was completely numb: As for the cat sculpture Mandrill, I drew a series of eight pictures! I didn't want to be praised for how beautiful the He Puyuan on my head was, so I fled Wangshu Inn overnight. After that, they escaped from Liyue Port overnight, escaped from Daozhu City overnight, and escaped from Haiji Island overnight... I was already numb, but one day, a blonde traveler appeared in front of me. She took out a "good thing" and asked me: "Hey, you are the creator of these second creations that are broadcast live to us every day, right?" Me: "..." Got it, fled Teyvat overnight. ———— The text is in third person. The alias of this article is "The fan's big hands are trying to cover the vest" Completed Genshin Impact fanfic: The mythical vest dominates Teyvat; becoming the richest man in Teyvat by making games ———— Advance receipt: "Express delivery across time and space, mission must be achieved [Original God]" Copywriting: I, the Happy Destiny Traveler, accidentally traveled to Teyvat for fun and am currently delivering a courier. VI50 provides one-to-one service. No matter what the customer wants to send, it can be delivered on time. It doesn't matter if it's a little outrageous, the more outrageous it is, the more fun it is to watch. First order The blond traveler pulled me aside and whispered to me: "It is said that this is a medicine that can make you grow taller. Can you sneak it into the almond tofu of the young immortal on the terrace of Wangshu Inn?" Me: No problem, but my fees are quite high. She still gave me a lot of Mora, although she cried when she gave it and said that this month's holy relics should not be strengthened. Second order A bard named Wendy asked me to deliver wine to a guest named Zhongli from the Hall of Purity. The wine is good wine, produced by Chenxi Winery, the kind I can't even afford. But the bard said he couldn't afford delivery. "Can you pay on delivery?" I nodded and agreed, but then when the delivery came to my door, I realized that the old and beautiful guest had no money either. *Yes, it was cheated. Third Order The person who placed the order this time was the blond traveler. She said she wanted me to give the great sage Azar, who is now the Xumi Order, a slap in the face. I said that this kind of express delivery that requires me to prepare the items myself is priced separately. She nodded, rummaged through her backpack, and gave me the last of the mora. I said this wasn't enough, and she said it didn't matter: "You can keep it on credit first and treat me as 50. When we defeat Azar in the future, we can send the little grass god back to his original state——" I interrupted her: "Don't draw the cake, you won't be able to eat it." But I delivered this express. Because she is really friends with the little Lucky Grass King. Fourth order This time the customer was introduced by the traveler. The name is also a bit interesting, called Wanderer. He said: "I want you to go to Tatasha five hundred years ago and give a knife to that fool named Doctor who pretended to be a Fontaine person." I said: "I'm sorry, this PhD executive is also an annual user here." He asked: "Then what do you have to do to accept this order?" Me: "You have to pay more." Maura has enough control. Even if you want to give Tianli "Before the Sun and the Moon", I have no problem. For express delivery business, look for express delivery across time and space. Once an order is placed, the mission will be achieved. ———— Pre-receipt: "Except me, the whole family wears books" Copywriting: [first person in the copy, third person in the text] My whole family wears books. My father traveled into Qidianwen, spiritual energy revived, cultivation reappeared, and Long Aotian was everywhere; My mother has penetrated into an ancient sadomasochism novel, where the boss recognizes people based on their physical objects, and the little white-flowered heroine sheds tears; My brother has entered a suspenseful novel, with plots, overt and covert fights, and worries that he will become a suspect every day when he goes out; My sister traveled through the flower market story, and this story actually added a superpower setting... Is this necessary? How do people who travel through different books become a family? ——Because the worlds of the four books merge. * These four books with different styles have two things in common. 1. Their author is the same person. Second, this lazy author who had time to create new characters on different platforms and no time to create new characters directly used the same villain in different articles. And the big villain is me. How do I know about such an important world setting? It's simple: because of the fusion of worlds, I, who was originally supposed to be [Long Aotian's lifelong enemy], [Boss Ba's rival in the mall], [the mastermind behind an organization], and [the only peerless master with SSS-level powers who didn't fall in love with the protagonist at first sight] in different crews, now have all the power of these four identities. Just read your mind and sprinkle some water. * I don't want to be the villain in the plot. Because I am actually a salty fish. I like to sleep, eat and play games. I refuse to work overtime and do 996. It would have been nice to have a lot of power and then lie flat. But my family doesn't allow it. They were thinking: Being a villain will definitely be eliminated at the end, so I should be allowed to hug the protagonists' thighs while I am still young. Then he said to me: How can you sleep at your age? Being the strongest in the world, I am forced to get up at seven o'clock. It's called making more friends, but in reality... The protagonists are now about the same age as me, and they're all in kindergarten. Dear family members, when you look at these frivolous brats, are you planning to let me start a career as a kindergarten teacher? Being forced to socialize is really painful. Even more so when being forced to take care of children. Purpose: Love life