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[Earth Online] There are a lot of bad reviews.
Billions of players said——
"This crappy game is too heavy on modeling, and you can't customize your face."
"Bad review, the daily sleep cutscene is too long, the archive is not open, and there is no guide."
"Who robbed me of my max-level krypton gold number?"
"Everyone, why can't players who quit the game be summoned?"
Dear players, welcome to Earth ONLINE!
[Earth OL reminds you: Do not waste too much time on NPCs to avoid affecting the players' own emotions. I believe that the sun will dispel the darkness, and that the light of dawn will eventually shine on everyone.
[I wish all players a successful completion of their main storyline and a happy game.
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Wen Han actually discovered bugs in this world when he was a child.
For example, wrong landscape puzzles were pasted, misplaced city buildings were copied, and a large number of very similar NPC humans.
He actually wanted to try it. If he hit it with a brick, what would explode would be code or flesh and blood.
But his boyfriend hated this and made a three-part agreement with him——
First: The enemy's grave is not a blind box, let the deceased rest in peace.
Second: It is prohibited to hide any prohibited items and control firearms.
Third: You must understand that new cubs will not grow if you bury them in the soil, no matter how much you like them.
Bai Ze'an rubbed his head: "My dear, do you understand?"
Wen Han blinked his starry eyes, well-behaved and soft: "Yeah!"
Half a month later, [Earth Online] arrived.
Facing countless [biofusion bugs], Wen Han chopped off the boss's head with one blow.
His tone was soft and sarcastic: "The performance is poor and full of flaws."
Blood red traces stained the smiling eyebrows. The boy who had been infected by the bug and transformed into a monster form didn't care about it. He was standing on the ruins with his hands on his hips proudly.
Bai Ze'an, who came all the way, held a loudspeaker: "It's going to collapse, get down here—!"
Wen Han changed his face instantly, threw himself into someone's arms, and moaned coquettishly: "Brother, my hands hurt so much..."
Bai Ze'an, who had just seen this little lunatic fuck the whole crowd, said: "... Be good, let me blow you."
"More kisses."
"Yeah."
"My tongue seems to be able to bifurcate now. Brother, can you lick it?"
Bai Ze'an (covering mouth) (packing) (putting into sack) (taking away)
Wen Han: Bai Ze'an is a bastard.
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For Bai Ze'an, there is also a fixed three-step process for appeasing Wen Han -
First: remember to hug him before going to bed.
Second: When you get home, you should stroke his hair and give him a kiss by the way.
Third: Regularly conduct body searches on this little guy. Take away the sharp pieces of iron, sharp pieces of glass, and powerful homemade weapons that he had hidden. Then she comforted him gently and told him that she loved him very much.
Beautiful madman vs gentle thug
Everyone looks like a dog/Every dog looks affectionate
#Don't bully Wen Han while he is sick#
#Although it's really easy to bully#
# Contentment is the code of NPC, timidity is the taboo of gamblers#
Please, Earth Online is a joke www, don't play abstract anymore (kneel down)
ps: Wen Han was sensitive, suspicious and abnormal before he was ten years old. He was often twisted and dark and crawling around on the ground. However, he was raised well by Bai Ze'an and became a little normal.
The Copywriting Opening National Game will begin in the third volume.
----Recommend the next book---
Already screenshot wb/Have the tentacles been washed today?
2024/2/2
Original title: My wife is number one on the bounty list
Fishing without realizing it, the chief guide is attacked (Lighthouse Jellyfish)/Feudal Dark Sentinel Attack (Jungle Panther)
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Xia Yunshu, a special-level prisoner, was sent to the Imperial City six months ago. After being released on bail, he was matched and married.
At this moment, he was destroying corpses deep in the alley and cleaning the bloody tentacles of his spiritual body.
It's very simple!
While he was chatting, he unexpectedly looked up and bumped into his nominal spouse - Pei Xu.
Xia Yunshu held up the dripping jellyfish and lowered his eyes in thought.
Behind him, several tentacles were twisted into a knot in a panic.
There is only one thought in the brain at this moment: Fortunately, it is cleaned.
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Pei Xu, an imperial colonel, leads the army's sharp blade - the [Polaris] fleet, and calls himself Xia Yunshu's match.
The superior is strong and old-fashioned, and the biggest question every day is why Xia Yunshu always cleans his tentacles, which are shiny and tied with ribbons, attracting attention.
At this moment, he was preparing to solve the problem of pretending to be his brother's wedding, but he bumped into his cute wife in a remote alley.
The unanswered chat history can still be seen on the communicator——
[Brother, when will you approve my return application? I want to find the wife that the alliance sent me. ]
#Don't even think about coming back#
#What should I do if my wife always likes to have people cosplay dolls with strings#
ps: Shuangjie, the copywriting has been changed, but the core message remains unchanged.
Purpose: Love can make hope sprout
Reader comments
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OMG! Long-tailed tit! I did a search and it turned out to be so cute! ! ! ( ´͈ ॢꇴ `͈ॢ)・*♡