After Dressing up as a Cute Baby, I Became Famous Because of the Contrast.

[Cute baby variety show × outrageous and hilarious daily life] Cute baby skin + beautiful and strong core Also known as: About the five-year-old me who secretly amazes everyone! In the game "Ten Thousand Ways to Die for a Tool Man", Tool Man No. 321 Has passed countless levels. Finally! Enough to die ten thousand times! She traveled through time and became a human cub named Zhu Niannian in real life, and vowed to clear "Ten Thousand Ways to Die for a Tool Man" in order to obtain her original body in the game. Damn, this is a broken game! In order to play games, she participated in a cute baby variety show "Cute Baby Play House". This way you can make money to buy gaming equipment... She is determined to live well in real life and pass the game! But... As a five-year-old human cub, there are too many distractions around him. The other cubs and adults are slightly noisy, the fingers are slightly short (which makes it very difficult for her to use the game controller), and most importantly, the little kid named Qiao Yu who chokes her every day with a straight face. Forget it, endure the calm for a while. The program team of "Cute Kids Playing House" took the cute kids to go hiking. One of the children, named Qinqin, fell down and broke her knee, bleeding profusely. The audience saw Zhu Niannian, holding gauze in one hand and disinfectant in the other, neatly bandaging Qinqin's wound before the medical staff arrived. He even used gauze to tie a Chinese knot on the wound. Netizen: Chinese knot? Is this something that humans can do? The nanny car takes the cute babies back to their resting place. But who knew that the car suddenly broke down halfway, and the other cute kids began to become restless, crying and fussing. Only Zhu Niannian calmly and laboriously opened the car door with a pair of small fleshy hands. Ask the driver to follow you with the tool box. Everyone saw Zhu lying under the car every year and didn't know what she was doing. Ten minutes later, the car started again. Only then did everyone realize that she... Was repairing the car? Netizen: Just send your children to Tsinghua University! Ball ball! In an interview with cute kids: Question 1: Children, do you have a favorite book? Other children: ""One Hundred Thousand Whys"!" Children every year: ""Alive"." Netizen: The five-year-old children are all curling up, but I am a worm on the cabbage, I am crawling. Question 2: What is your favorite show? Other children: ""The Bears"! I love Xiong Er!" Children every year: "Let's play "Survival in the Wild"." Netizen: Mr. Bei shed tears after hearing this... Question 3: What is your favorite thing to do in your daily life? Other children: "Fly a kite!" "Hide and seek!" "Sleep!" Children every year: "Play the game "Ten Thousand Ways to Die"." Host: "Uh... What do the children do apart from playing games?" Children every year: "Does keeping in good health count?" Netizen: If I started taking care of myself at the age of five, would I not be bald? Question 4: What is your favorite drink? Other children: "Sprite!" "Coke!" "Poppy taro!" Children every year: "Monk fruit, wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea." Netizen:? ? ? As a result, Zhu Niannian successfully became popular all over the country and became a new top star by virtue of the contrast of being a "cute five-year-old kid with thousands of skills in one body". A well-known technical school in the country posted a blog and wanted to invite Zhu to be its publicity ambassador every year. The famous health expert expressed his desire to record a health program with Nian Nian. A well-known international fashion magazine invited me to shoot the cover of next month's issue every year. A well-known wilderness survival master promised that Nien Lai would participate in a wilderness survival program next time. … Ke Zhu said every year that she did not want to be a publicity ambassador, record a health program, shoot magazine covers, let alone survive in the wild... She just wants to fight! Tour! Play! She wants to have new ones in real life! Skin! Skin! Such a simple wish. Purpose: Cuteness is justice