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[What is it like when an old enemy mutates into a peacock? Waiting online!
[Thank you for the invitation. I just got off the negotiating table and this is the 99th time he has turned on me.
After the evolution of love brains around the world, they have mutated into half-human, half-animal forms, and related reports have dominated the headlines.
——The Queen of Electric Eels, she electrocutes whoever she loves, and electrocutes her lover into the Icu three times?
——Internet celebrity anchor, was told "Look at your legs", and eight legs were exposed during the live broadcast.
——Mantis will kill her husband? Exes have signed up for the "Survival Challenge"
As a senior police officer dealing with the "Love Brain Crisis", Lu Ting'an's duty is to control mutants.
He never expected that his number one target would be the "outlaw gangster" who escaped from him three years ago.
At the global live broadcast negotiation table, facing the arrogant "mutant group", he tried to suppress them with force.
The next second, the "fanatic" stood up and gracefully opened his mouth in front of the whole world.
"My dear, are you okay?"
The entire Internet was in an uproar: "Is this negotiation or courtship?"
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So? How is the landlord doing now?
Uh... The current situation is:
The 100th time.
He was pressed against the wall and couldn't help but spread his tail feathers.
And my task... Is to subdue him, not to raise my furry tail.
Reading Guide
1. On the surface, you are arrogant and narcissistic, but in fact, you are attracted to peacocks. × Being rational and cold-blooded actually makes you heartbroken.
2. A imaginative and absurd style, write whatever you dream about, dungeon + main plot, micro-terror elements.
3. A story about destined enemies who fall in love and kill each other, but also keep each other's secrets secret.
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Pre-receipt of "Welcome to Rabbit Thug Company"
There is a rule of survival spread in Sweet Night City: Don't mess with rabbits, especially don't mess with the smiling gray rabbit.
Jing Lin is Sweet Night City's top crisis consultant and the spokesman for rationality.
Faced with an incident in which an "orc star" injured someone, other orcs were trying to find ways to excuse themselves, but in front of the camera, he commented coldly: "Then let's make him a specimen."
Overnight, he became the public enemy of the orcs.
During a desperate chase, he dialed the most absurd number in the underground world.
Unexpectedly, the door of the van slid open and a car of furry "rabbit thugs" jumped out.
The leader, a young man wearing a hoodie, was holding a carrot: "Sorry, I'm late."
Ten minutes later, Jing Lin looked at the various pursuers, his rational worldview shattered to pieces.
From then on, he was forced to be bound to this violent rabbit.
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No one knows that Jing Lin is actually from the noble raven clan, but he is regarded as an alien because of his fear of heights.
He mocked him: "Hey, flightless crow."
He hated him: "Get out, you cunning mad rabbit."
Until that night, Jing Lin entered the "feathering cycle" and huddled in the van.
Xanthium leaned over and trapped him in the back seat: "Mr. Consultant, do you know how rabbits calm out-of-control chicks?"
He lowers his voice and shares a dirty secret: "I bite the back of their neck until they stop shaking."
Jing Lin gritted his teeth, trapped in his seat and his uncontrollable body temperature.
Xanthium took the opportunity to lift his chin, "Or... You can grab my ears."
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"Welcome to Rabbit Thug Company."
"Our shop specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction, specializing in physical rehabilitation and professional arrests (don't worry about being beaten, we will deal with it ourselves)
Intention: Be yourself without being defined
