"What's wrong with cats listening to the corner of the wall" please pre-accept -3-
My name is Chu Sang, an ace station girl.
I have worked hard to raise a little boy for ten years, doing data and buying trance pictures for trolls. I feel that he is the white lotus that is the most unstained in the mud, and the whole world will harm him.
I praised him as the Best Actor, but he died in a car accident before taking two days off.
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Unexpectedly, I am alive again.
The system said that I have become a white-eyed wolf. In order to climb up, Gu Ze took advantage of capital, and I became a part of Gu Ze's plan to coax the jealous old man. The two of them planned a car accident and killed me :)
Well, the victim is actually me.
At this time, a variety show book called "The Strongest Paparazzi" was handed to me.
Six paparazzi work together to plant a field of real and fake melons, and randomly select a celebrity to collapse their house in each issue.
Me: Niu Hulu, King Gua is fearless, come on, let's collapse all the houses, there is about to be a magnitude 12 earthquake in the inner fish.
The idol of Group M debuted in the C position, and his single fan-favorite character has attracted countless fans
Me: [Fake your debut, bully your teammates, and have lots of sisters-in-law behind your back. Are you sure you want to continue being a fan?
The best actor Gu Ze holds a gold medal and has huge resources. He is popular in all his movies. He is the gentle male god of all people.
Me: [Dear, this is a murderer. He murdered a sister who has been stationed for ten years. Oh, by the way, the best actor? Are you filming a gv actor with a 70-year-old golden actor? ^-^]
The king of music had many hits in his early years, but unfortunately he switched to acting halfway through, and his fans were disappointed.
Me: [Don't be a pity. He has been hiring a substitute singer since his first song at the age of seventeen. The song he wrote for his fans in the first year of his debut was for his sister-in-law. Now his children are all going to debut in the talent show.
At first, fans didn't believe me at all. They called me a bastard, told me to die, and wanted to tear me apart through the screen.
Later, their houses collapsed, and they came in droves begging me to blow more melons and destroy others too.
In the end, the idol actor and singer has withdrawn from the circle and been blocked.
Under my rectification, the atmosphere of Neiyu has become better than ever.
As for the little white-eyed wolf I held out, I personally sent him into the police station hehe.
*The third person of the text
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Advance receipt copy:
An Yi, a little black cat, has a bad temper and can scratch people. No one likes her and adopts her. Even kind-hearted people don't feed her cat strips.
Her only hobby is squatting in corners when going to places, and strange things happen in these places.
Scene 1: Gay sex scene, two gay men are plotting to defraud a rich family's daughter into becoming their common wife.
Scene 2: Late at night at an Internet cafe, a fat man weighing 250 pounds fascinated the e-sports male idol with his lolita music.
Scene 3: At the private consultation of a famous doctor, the top actor, with his 360-degree face, was diagnosed with impotence due to excessive sexual indulgence.
Justice Cat becomes serious: Many people have been deceived...
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The world has become fantasy, and people can hear the cat's voice.
At the wedding scene, the groom said "I do" with tender eyes.
A black cat jumped on the priest's book: [You are thundering, meow, a gay not only wants to have children, but he is also a poor man who cheats marriage and makes money.
The bride held the black cat in her arms and slapped the groom who tried to hurt the black cat. Weddings are suspended and poverty alleviation is stopped!
And comforted the thin cat in his arms: Thank you, little darling, sister took you to buy food. You must have not eaten well for a long time.
In the e-sports live broadcast room, the aloof male god announced that he was in love with a shy look.
A cat stretched out its pink paw pads and gave the camera to itself: [He is so pitiful, why can't he engage in online dating, and was deceived by a dead otaku who weighs more than 200 pounds...]
The male god immediately went downstairs to buy cat litter, cat intestines and catnip to please her: tell her more, is there anything else I don't know?
At the award ceremony, the actor delivered his acceptance speech in a cool manner, and fans screamed wildly.
Sitting in his opponent's arms, Maomao looked upright: [Fans are so stupid, what's so good about a man who plays with women and impotence himself?
The opponent changed his lazy sitting posture and took the cat into his arms to coax him: Are you the Mimi who brings me luck? Say it again and tell everyone what you just said loudly.
Stop wandering, brother will raise you to be white... Black and fat.
Come home with me, okay?
Intention: Facing setbacks and overcoming setbacks