How to Restore a Peaceful Life

Short story Police Academy Team x Female Protagonist (name warning) —————————————————————————— I am an ordinary person in a non-broad sense. After changing jobs twice in a row, Satoru finally found the meaning of life - salted fish. The first time I met a sinister old man as my boss, I worked hard for five years without getting paid. Finally, I joined forces with my current boss to revolt and succeeded in taking over. And then found out... It turns out that you are also a lousy boss who exploits your employees! Look at the child working under you. During the excellent growth period from the age of fourteen to the age of eighteen, he only grew to 160! So he resolutely followed his friend to another company. Faced with a serious but cat-loving president, a reliable colleague who loves snacks, and a plus version of a male mother, I help people find cats, walk dogs, solve cases, and then get off work at sunset. I nodded, this is life. After confirming that the savings he had worked hard for more than ten years could last him a lifetime, he chose to resign. Now he is a freelancer who does everything from drawing, coding and translating every day, but whatever comes his way. I thought life could continue to be peaceful. Well, if there is no accident, there will be an accident... This is really, hell. Me: I'm from Yokohama, what kind of scene have I never seen before? Me: I've never seen this before. Should I tell this golden-haired and black-skinned pool noodle waiter that the number of souls behind you exceeds the limit... ——————————————————————————— *Still the usual atypical good-natured heroine *The heroine who is a martial artist cannot punch or kick Dazai Osamu, a Russian kid *Police academy team meeting Intention: Reject 5-4=0