[I have been too busy with work recently, so I will update every other day, or at 10pm] [Advance collection of "If you lose to a violent beauty, you will enter her fish pond" and "The compatibility test between the little succubus and the learning system" are welcome to collect! ]
On the day when Shen Xiaoman from Maomaotou Village was confirmed to participate in the children's variety version of "Metamorphosis", the whole village fired firecrackers and held a banquet to celebrate that Maomaotou Village was about to have its first big star.
Only the reborn Shen Xiaoman knows that he is a little cannon fodder in the book.
Participating in the children's program is just a control group for the diligent and hard-working protagonists!
In the end, he will become a black man on the Internet, a street rat, and will be exposed to the Internet until he dies without peace!
Shen Xiaoman didn't panic at all.
In this life, he has been preparing for this show since he was born!
He wants to hug the thigh of Long Aotian's cub in the book!
And the first step to hug the thigh~
It's about cultivating thighs!
As a result, the style of the program became extremely strange.
The protagonist studied hard in the middle of the night, and Shen Xiaoman diligently made soup for him.
The protagonist is too poor to eat breakfast, so Shen Xiaoman buys him a large package of paper every day.
The protagonist makes money by doing homework for others, and Shen Xiaoman is the one who hires him.
……
Netizen:? Aren't you a mountain village boy? Where did you get the money?
Shen Xiaoman:? Do mountain villages and rich people conflict?
Netizens suddenly discovered that Shen Xiaoman has a brother who has been a champion athlete for a long time, a mother who is a self-made CEO, a father who is a well-known genius writer, and a neighbor who is in the top three of the live broadcast sales list...
Netizens who eat melons: ... Help, why is this small mountain village full of giants?
Shen Xiaoman is very proud.
Look, the plan to cultivate thighs No. 1, No. 2, No. 3... And No. N were all successful! It is the result of six years of hard work!
And the cub of Long Aotian in this Metamorphosis will soon become Project N+1.
Thinking that Long Aotian would be all-powerful in the future, and that she would be his closest and best friend, Shen Xiaoman thought about it in heaven!
*
If you sow melons, you will reap melons; if you sow beans, you will reap beans.
Pei Zhiyan's life was desolate and lonely, but Shen Xiaoman forcefully planted himself into it, curing him of his most depressed and low self-esteem childhood.
The buds that should have withered in the cold wind blossomed into roses under careful watering.
But Pei Zhiyan has always been very clear that Shen Xiaoman came with a purpose, and there is no unreasonable kindness.
After being found by the Pei family in the capital, Pei Zhiyan thought coldly that he would repay Shen Xiaoman.
If you guarantee him a smooth life, you can pay off his debt.
The happy puppy that was always following behind him disappeared.
It wasn't until fifteen years later that he ran into Shen Xiaoman, whom he hadn't seen for many years, in the university.
He was high-spirited, smiling, and had his tall, handsome boyfriend on his arm.
Pei Zhiyan's eyes suddenly turned red, and his teeth were trembling with soreness.
How could he water other roses?
Cold, arrogant, jealous, high mountain flower attack x social cow, non-chief but prosperous relative, happy fool
2022/12/15 Archive
Pre-collection: "If you lose to a violent beauty, you will enter her fish pond"
[Blatantly raising fish, pseudo-love, blunt-brained violent beauty x field-controlling system, slightly crazy criticism of the white-haired loyal dog bamboo horse attack]
The triennial military academy league championship was crushed by the long-declined Qiangshan Military Academy, shocking the entire Star Network.
What's even more shocking is that the MVP of the game is actually a beautiful Omega.
As we all know, looking for Omega among military students is like looking for a lost diamond ring in the sea.
The media rushed to ask: "Excuse me, why did you take the military academy selection exam and also overcome physical limitations to participate in the interstellar league? Do you have a great dream that is unknown to others?"
Shen Zhi took the microphone gracefully: "In order to catch a husband in a place with the most high-quality Alphas, my dream is to get married."
Media:?
All Star Network:? ? ?
Later, "Wife, look at me" became the most outrageous cheering phrase in the history of military academy games.
-
-
Before others fight: If you lose, kneel down and call me daddy!
Shen Zhi before the fight: Honey, have you ever been in love? If you lose, fall in love with me.
Enemy:? ?
Enemy: Did you win?
Shen Zhi said reservedly: I will chase you.
Enemy:...
-
-
Shen Zhi changed boyfriends like changing clothes. His ex-boyfriends gradually spread all over the empire's military academies, including a star thief master, a rich man, a cold and cruel marshal, a scientific research genius, a rookie in the military academy...
Chunxin's desire to harvest countless high-quality Alphas was ruthless, and finally aroused public outrage.
Someone approached Shen Zhi's captain to report and accuse him.
Mmp, can you take care of it?
The white-haired captain Ying Bo had just finished beating the star beast, half of his face was covered with blood, his eyes were full of unquenched bloodthirsty madness, and he completely lacked the majesty and stability of the heir to the empire.
He didn't care. He found a chair and sat down to replenish the nutritional solution. He crossed his legs and smiled heartlessly: You are lucky to be able to fall in love with him, and it is worth breaking up.
Accuser:? ? ?
Okay, so we are in the same group!
-
-
Shen Zhi has had this problem since he was a child, always falling in love, while Ying Bai, as a sweetheart, always eats melon seeds and watches movies, feeling calm and calm.
Let's talk, we'll break up in two days anyway.
Occasionally, he would help Zhu Ma deal with his ex-boyfriend who was struggling with him. Like a queen who is firmly at the top of the harem, she is calm yet arrogant.
No one is closer to Shen Zhi than him. As long as he wants, he can always have a sweetheart who loves to fall in love.
Sure enough, two years later, Shen Zhi won the Military Academy Game MVP Grand Slam without ever reaching third base.
Ying Bai threw away the melon seeds, clapped his hands and prepared to confess, just as his father was urging the marriage.
But Shen Zhi came to him holding her belly: It's strange, Bob, I seem to be pregnant, but I don't know whose child it is.
Ying Bai:…………
-
-
The next day's hot news on StarNet: Shocking! The imperial prince beat up the star thief master, the plutocratic noble son, and the cold and ruthless marshal one by one all night long... Why? !
Purpose: He who loves others will always be loved by others
Reader comments
No matter how bad the boy walking the dog is, he can't be any worse?
No matter how bad the boy walking the dog is, he can't be any worse?