[Yue Lao's first disciple Yunran x Meng Po's younger brother Lechi]
[Cranky Loli x Black and White Dual Personality Male Protagonist]
Yue Lao's first disciple, Yunran, was a well-known troublemaker in Heaven. She was demoted to earth for causing a peach banquet. She thought that she would be able to return to Heaven by earning 100,000 merit points by pulling her strings together. However, for some reason, since she came down to earth, there are always all kinds of monsters and monsters trying to take her life...
The cat turned into a human being, committed suicide due to love, refused to drink Meng Po's soup in the underworld, and even smashed Meng Po's soup pot. He was accepted by Meng Po as his younger brother and paid off his debts with his labor. For two thousand years, he worked hard and did not complain for anything else, just to find his lover who died in vain during his lifetime, but he felt that there was another force in his body that was blocking him and swallowing him...
On his first night in the world, Yun Ran was chased by a fierce ghost in red.
At this time, a white cat suddenly fell from the sky and shattered the ghost's soul.
But the white cat was very strange. He insisted on following her home, eating her food and sleeping in her bed.
And...
This white cat turned into a handsome man!
Since then, the stitch-removing duo has been formed, working together to crush scumbag men and scumbag women.
Yunran: "I don't have money", Lechi: "I do".
Yunran: "I don't have magic power", Lechi: "I do".
Yunran: "I don't have a plan", Lechi: "I do".
Yunran: "Force", Lechi: "I... Don't have it", Yunran: "I have it".
"Tell me, what is your purpose in coming to me?"
Yunran has asked this question hundreds of times, but he still doesn't get tired of it.
He looked at her dotingly and said, "I want you to fall in love with me, and then I will marry you as my wife."
"So you're still here to rob women?"
"That's right." Lechi smiled and moved closer to her, placing his warm thin lips on hers.
"Orchestra!"
Yunran smiled and ran towards him, "Why are you here?"
The face she was all too familiar with smiled evilly, and then a dagger was inserted into her heart.
Warm blood sprayed on his face, and he didn't even blink.
Yunran endured the pain and raised her hand to touch his cheek, a tear falling from the corner of her eye.
"You are not him..."
Red silk curtains, dragon and phoenix candles.
Yunran and Lechi, dressed in wedding clothes, sat beside the bed.
"Husbands and wives drink the Henu wine together, and hold their sons and vow together for a long time."
Following Xi Niang's loud congratulations, the Phoenix Bird Cup was brought up.
Orchestra picked up the wine glass.
This taste was very familiar to him, it was Meng Po soup.
Life cannot be repeated, but marriage can. But if that person is you, I hope it will be you again.
Intention: Life cannot be repeated, but marriage can.