One
My main personality is a Notre Dame student.
Although he was bullied in school and raped on the Internet, was taken advantage of by the bully, raped, tortured and in love, he made way for the bully's Bai Yueguang and was about to have a kidney transplant.
But as long as Boss Ba apologizes gently, he will still forgive him.
My alter ego is a crazy mercenary.
He was always thinking about how many times he would stab Mr. Ba, how many times he would stab Bai Yueguang, how many times he would stab the old housekeeper, how many times he would stab random passers-by, how many times he would stab the whole world. Smashing plates, bowls, walls, and bosses. If someone is not careful, they will kill people and set fire to retaliate against society.
But as long as he apologizes gently, my mother's personality will still forgive him.
So the two of them fell in love.
And I, the third personality, am a pure wronged person.
I was responsible for holding the madman back when the Holy Mother was hurt, and rushing out to beat the boss to prevent myself from becoming a murderer.
I was responsible for going out to deal with the mess when the madman finished his madness, apologizing, cleaning and bandaging. At the same time, the two of them were talking to each other in my mind.
The Virgin, who shines on the earth and loves the world, feels that the lunatic is pitiful and cute and deserves to be saved. The lunatic thinks that the Virgin is annoying and mother-in-law, but she is also pitiful and cute and deserves to be protected.
Just me.
There is only me, caught between the Virgin and the madman, between the Madonna and the boss, between the madman and the boss, the victim of a non-existent love triangle.
One day I will drive out both the madman and the Holy Mother! Don't put your words into my head! !
Two
The boss thought he was in love with a canary.
He couldn't pursue her through normal or abnormal love methods, so he prepared to lock the canary in the bedroom with silk sheets and gold anklets.
Then Canary prescribed it to him on the spot.
Then Canary apologized to him softly.
"Hold on, my child is not emotionally stable."
Canary packed up the fallen chair and threw it into the trash can. She put on the anklet and lay back on the bed. She lifted his head and pressed the wound to look at it.
"It's too good to die. It's really a hug. By the way, I want to have steak for dinner tonight."
"What the hell-"
The boss was about to get angry.
Boss Ba was smashed into the wall.
The boss's head was traumatized a second time.
Canary gasped again and pulled the boss up: "Oh, I'm really sorry. I told you that the child is still very young and his mood is not very stable. Can I ask the doctor to take a look at you?"
Boss Ba feels that not only his own head needs to see a doctor, but Canary's head should also see a doctor.
But the boss didn't dare to say it.
Three
Bai Yueguang and Boss Ba's friends all felt that Boss Ba had failed, that Boss Ba had lost his mind, and that Boss Ba was about to give away the family property with both hands.
"Who is this?"
"Ancestors."
"He is a poor college student. You can have fun with him, but don't get yourself into it."
"Just say a few words."
"Are you going to fall out with us over such a gadget?!"
The boss looked bitter.
The boss' expression was twisted.
"Whether you believe it or not, I am actually protecting you, really."
Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance.
