[Young people wearing bartender uniforms should have blond hair and be sure to wear sunglasses indoors!
"Mr. Shizuo Heiwajima, please date me on the condition of marriage!"
"I said... Where did you fall in love with me?"
"Everything about you is so charming! Your strength like a bear, intuition like a wolf, posture like a leopard, momentum like a lion, mind like an orangutan and patience like a monkey all make me unable to extricate myself!"
"... Haha, I don't hit women - so, Izaya, where are you? Come out and let me kill you, you bastard!"