Yun Jian, a Taoist priest from the Wei Dynasty, transformed into a modern blind little cannon fodder and was voted out at the beginning.
Yun Jian didn't panic. Although she couldn't pick leaves and use them as a knife, she could use all things as a medium.
When he was about to take revenge, he was stopped by the cat demon: "If you are a shark, you will be repelled by time and space, and if you don't look like a good person, the police will arrest you."
? Are you sure? Why is it so unreliable?
Maomao glanced at the embarrassed two-legged beast: The police will catch bad guys, but she doesn't look like a good person, so what I said is right.
Yun Jian taught the kidnappers a lesson. Since he couldn't kill them, he would use them to catch bigger fish.
I thought that after solving the life and death crisis, everything would be smooth sailing, but I didn't expect that a penny would stump the hero.
He only had five copper coins in his body and the Buzhou Mountain scroll he had just obtained. The plants and trees in it were all illusions because they had no aura, and they could not be used to satisfy his hunger.
The little Taoist priest and the useless cat are hungry and in urgent need of a wash.
So Yun Jian started his old profession: Xing (trap) Xia (Mongolia), Zhan (abduction), Yi (deceive)
Facing the atheist grandson of the old village chief: You have suffered a bloody disaster.
Sun Tzu: I don't believe it.
I met a little girl who was troubled by the ghost of the guzheng: Stop being a chicken, the ghost in the guzheng is tired.
Parents of Little Girls: Liars.
To the internet celebrity blogger who was casually broadcasting live on the roadside, she stopped and warned: Pay attention to the road, if you take pictures of things you shouldn't take, you will be punished.
Bloggers and netizens: Are some people crazy about being famous these days?
But soon they all slapped each other in the face,
The village chief's grandson respectfully came to ask for advice on how to crack the Immortal Jump.
The little girl's parents treated Yun Jian as a distinguished guest and expressed that they would lighten the burden on their children and Qinhun in the future.
Internet celebrity bloggers and barrages, can you help me calculate my fortune? !
There are more and more paw prints of monsters on Buzhou Mountain.
She simply opened a worry-free grocery store to help monsters find jobs again.
The dragon girl makes rain to help college students improve their physical education classes, and the hair-growing skills of hair monsters bring good news to bald young people... Various monsters exert their own functions and travel to all walks of life.
Yunjian's stores have also opened to nationwide chains.
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Yun Jian's business was booming, and the monster family members in the shop were also particularly motivated. After working overtime for several days, a man with long silver hair came to the door wearing an apron with a grievance on his face.
The mountain god, who was washing his hands and making soup, saw that his daughter-in-law was focusing on her career and perfunctory him. He was so angry that he returned to the ruined temple where they first met and grabbed the thousand-petaled lotus that had become a spirit.
She loves me, she doesn't love me, she loves me…
The collapsed Thousand-petal Lotus: Lord Mountain God, can't you feel that you have a concentric spell with her?
Demining:
1. The heroine is a chuunibyou girl, similar to a unit story, each monster has its own story.
2. The proportion of emotional lines is small
3. Urban rumors, monsters are hidden in human society, there is an official organization, but the female protagonist is the strongest
4. The author cut his own legs and let himself go crazy in literature. The things about metaphysics in the article are all made up randomly. The information comes from Du Niang.
(The copy has been archived on 2022.10.15)
Purpose: The gods you believe in will protect you
