We Are the Only Two Ordinary People in the World.

After studying hard for a long time, Zhuma and I were admitted to W University in X City. Soon, I realized something was not right. The neighbor on the left howls at the moon every new moon. The neighbor on the right often hears the sound of chopping bones at home late at night. Students in the school enter the classroom through the wall, The teacher hiccupped and made a small flame, There are blooming flowers under the florist's thick hair, The school nurse has an entire robotic arm underneath her buttoned-up shirt... Oops. It seems like the only two weak and helpless human beings in this world are me and my bamboo horse. My bamboo horse and I are together. Later, I discovered that he was not human. Neither am I. The text is in third person. In a big mess, the professions that appear include but are not limited to the copywriting department, and there may be others. I am a hard copywriter, and I will revise it again before writing. 2022.12.11 Purpose: Seeking common ground while reserving differences