Lin Yao, who was sober in the world, once passed through the book and became a hardcore love brain. She participated in a couple variety show with her indifferent husband Shen Kuo and was ridiculed by the entire Internet for being sentimental.
Lin Yao: It would be outrageous to dress up as a love brain.
But what's even more outrageous is that she was forced to bind the [Love Brain Posting System]:
[This system can automatically detect your lover's cold violence and other behaviors, and will randomly punish him with foaming at the mouth, sore limbs, waist and leg weakness, etc., Which will not be resolved until he posts a message to you~]
Lin Yao was speechless: Can I unsubscribe?
System: [... No way]
Okay.
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During the show's launch ceremony, the other groups of couples showed off their love and sweetness, while the group of Lin Yao and Shen Kuo kept a straight face and had zero interaction throughout the entire process.
System: The cold violence value is 10%, and the men's body abuse function is being activated.
A few minutes later, Shen Kuo, with a red face, grabbed Lin Yao's hand and put it to his lips.
Audience: Damn it, this mouthful of dog food came unexpectedly!
When exploring the haunted house, Shen Kuo looked indifferent and said, "I have a serious mysophobia. No matter what you encounter inside, please don't touch me."
System: The cold violence value is 25%, and the male body abuse function has been sent. "
As soon as he entered the haunted house, Shen Kuo's legs went weak and he almost knelt on the ground. He hugged Lin Yao's waist tightly: "Don't go! "
Audience: Damn it! Another show of affection.
When he was trying to survive on a desert island, Shen Kuo was roasting sea fish and said scornfully to Lin Yao, whose eyes were shining: "Don't look at it, I don't like people who get something for nothing. "
System: No more detection, just punish it intuitively.
After a mouthful of fish meat, Shen Kuo foamed at the mouth.
Audience: Damn, Mr. Shen is testing the poison with his own body. Isn't this called love? ? !
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According to the plot of the original book, Lin Yao was ridiculed for her love brain because of this variety show.
But actually—
The female guest complained that she was the only one in the couple who devoted herself to the family.
Lin Yao said: "A long-term and comfortable relationship relies on mutual attraction and mutual concessions. Being too selfless can only move yourself in the end. "
A female netizen left a message saying that she had been having an affair with her boss for 5 years, accompanying him from being unknown to starting a successful business. However, the company did not allow internal romance, and she was hesitant to break the window.
Lin Yao said: "I don't recommend it. It has been 5 years. If he liked you, he would have been with you long ago, so it is more important to keep his job.
The sober person wearing a love brain vs. The overbearing boss who looks cold but is actually pure and dedicated
Purpose: You have to rely on yourself in life