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Ji Shijian is a character in a book who changed his life with his own readers and became a repressed and painful reader in reality.
The reader has a closet of women's clothing, but has never worn it once.
Ji Shijian sighed, changed into women's clothes and went out.
When he returned home, he found that the original owner's brother was almost driven crazy by a man.
After being shocked, he spent a day trying to convince his brother to turn into a black man.
The younger brother wants to take revenge on the scumbag and wants to be on the same love variety show as the scumbag.
Ji Shijian said it was no problem, it was just a variety show, and he used money to get two positions in the variety show.
Why two.
Because Ji Shijian took a fancy to a person, and that person's posture was extremely upright, and his face was exactly what he wanted.
After checking this person, he turned out to be Sheng Bian, the cousin of the scumbag who ruined his younger brother. He was also on Lianzong.
How does that saying come from: The one who is near the water and the tower first gets the moon.
So Ji Shijian dressed up in men's and women's clothes in a variety show, and acted coquettishly and wildly in front of Sheng Bian, which turned the world upside down, but Sheng Bian remained indifferent.
Seeing that he was tired from chasing, Ji Shi decided to take a rest.
But when he stopped chasing people
The other party will send him flowers, and he always encounters romance and surprises.
You'll even receive nice suits and pretty dresses.
He used to try his best to get close to Sheng Bian, but now he always meets Sheng Bian by chance.
Ji Shijian thought: It must be the roses that are blooming.
He is going to have a wife!
Early audience:
"Help, how can you endure such a hot wife, Mr. Sheng?"
"Ahhh, crossdresser, I love you so much."
"Little Rose, stop chasing Mr. Sheng. I'll chase you."
Later audience:
"Damn it, little Rose, look back quickly, Mr. Sheng is following you!"
"Help, Mr. Sheng is too possessive."
"Oh my god, this chance encounter was all caused by Mr. Sheng."
#By the way, who did we go to watch the romance drama for in the first place? #
#Ahhhh, Little Rose and Mr. Sheng are a perfect match, right?
Demining
1. My younger brother is the deputy CP and plays a lot of roles.
2. I'm into the entertainment industry, I'm into the variety show
3. In the later period, the male protagonist will wear more and more women's clothing.
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After Lu Xi's death, he transformed into a two-and-a-half-year-old cute baby and participated in a variety show where his brother took care of the baby.
He must become a vicious baby and complete the baby variety show before he can be free.
In variety shows.
Lu Xi's first evil plan was to make his eighteen-year-old brother wear long johns.
"Wearing a rabbit in autumn."
He said the most vicious things.
"You need to wear a coat of old cold legs."
Lu Yingnian laughed so hard that he swayed all over the place.
"Why are you like our mother when you are less than three years old?"
Audience: "Bao, your brother is at his handsome age and doesn't know how to wear long johns."
"Look at your brother, not only does he not wear long johns, he also laughs at you for not being able to speak clearly."
"Hahaha, what a loss to you."
In the end, Lu Xi did not let his brother wear long johns, but his brother put him in long johns instead.
The plan failed.
In the past year, Lu once again targeted the brothers in the next group who had always been cold-faced.
On the first day of gathering, all four children were eating, and Lu Xiannian found the child next door.
"I want to eat eggs."
Xiangbi said with a cold face: "Don't you have eggs?"
Lu Xiannian looked at the eggs on his dinner plate, took two clean spoons and put the eggs on the opposite-handled dinner plates with both hands.
"It's gone now."
Xiang Ping rarely remained silent, so he handed his egg to Lu Xi Nian.
The deer felt that it was not vicious enough in the past, so he said again: "You feed me."
It was an unreasonable request, but the deer had grown well in the past year. His words were like being coquettish, and he looked like he didn't know how to use chopsticks, so he picked up the egg by the handle and fed it to the deer in the past year.
The plan was successful and Lu Xiannian saw hope.
When Lu Xiannian knew that Lu Yingnian liked his brother in the next group.
Lu Xiannian thought this was an opportunity, and while helping his brother chase people, he created an image of himself as a liar.
He went and knocked on the door of the house next door.
"Guo Guo, I don't know how to cook, why don't we come here to enjoy the meal?"
Audience: "I just saw your brother make three dishes and one soup in half an hour!"
When we went to the amusement park to play, Lu Xiannian let his brother sit while he ran over and pulled the corner of his brother's clothes next door.
"Guo Guo, Guo Guo and I got separated. Can you help me find Guo Guo?"
Audience: "Bao, look back, you see your brother is petrified with embarrassment behind you!"
The variety show became a hit, and Lu's quirky image in the past has been unanimously loved by the audience.
And Xiang Pian, who was often "touched" by Lu Xinnian, came to Lu Xinnian and fell to the ground: "You bumped into me, you will be my partner from now on."
The first time Lu Xiannian was touched: "?"
Brothers on both sides: "."
Lu Xinnian thought for a while and sat down on the ground: "You hit me too, I can't be your partner."
The two cute kids were having fun with each other, and everyone in the audience went crazy with laughter.
Many years later, Xianggan and Lu were photographed celebrating Valentine's Day together.
Audience: "What a good guy, the baby drama back then was probably not a love drama."
"The elder brother caught up with the elder brother, and the younger brother caught up with the younger brother, and he got hit. Sure enough, a wife has to be raised from an early age."
Intention: Have the courage to be yourself and pursue the things you like
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