
Stupid Beauty Wants to Eat the Character [Quick Wear]
笨蛋美人想吃人设[快穿]
by Dough (面团儿)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 351k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
50% Anti-theft Daily serialized article "I became an anti-PUA expert after sharing the temperature". Please collect it! ———————— Copywriting of this article: There is something new in the R&D department recently: the lie detector has become a proficient machine! She has silver-white hair and looks soft and harmless, but she has a pair of eyes that can see into people's hearts: "You're lying." In order to verify the practicality of the lie detector, the staff put her into one world after another that "eats on human characters". In these worlds, her food is the target persona. Only by finding the person who fits the personality among several designated characters can you fill your stomach and complete the task. The little beauty Yanyan was hungry and aggrieved: "Who should I eat?" E-Class World: Campus. Please find out the real Buddhist salted fish in the "disposed group". In the dim equipment room, she was held in the arms of a boy and kissed until she couldn't breathe. It is the first time that Yanyan has eaten enough characters, and she is looking for that nostalgic taste every day. The first grader looked at her out of the corner of his eye and pretended to have no desires and desires: I shouldn't have been exposed, right? Class D World: College Volleyball Team. Please find the tea master in your team. After the team won the championship, the team members rushed to celebrate with the only member of the cheerleading team. Yanyan touched their heads one by one: "Great beating!" The ultra-violent spiker known as the "monster" on the court lowered his eyes: I really didn't perform well. Even my seniors didn't touch me first... C-level world: cat or dog. Please find the canine boyfriend in the extreme cat-loving country. The king is a leopard, the general is a lion, and even the neighbors are the roaring kings of beasts. Yanyan, the little ragdoll cat who was almost bald: Where can there be a dog? A certain big cat stuck out its tongue and licked her: Does licking a dog count? B-level world: love and eternal life. Please find the love brain that can revive you infinitely. Yanyan, who relies on looking at each other to judge whether the other person is lying, has become a blind girl. She helplessly stretched out her hand to test: wuwuwu, insecure. A deep male voice came close to my ear, sounding lingering: Don't be afraid, ask your heart, who do you love the most? Yanyan searched around and finally found that the previous target characters were all the same person. She angrily said: Don't follow me, I have to complete the task on my own! Rong Gu: Stop doing tasks and be my wife. Yanyan:? * Rong Gu received a secret mission - to destroy the progress of Wuhuang Yan. He follows her into the small world and disguises himself as the target. It's just a lie detector, how can it see through my disguise? Yanyan accidentally fell down, the corners of her eyes were red, her thick eyelashes were trembling because of the pain, and her whole body felt broken. Rong Gu: ... I feel like if we leave it alone, her mission will fail on its own. The men around him rushed over one after another. Rong Gu's eyes glowed fiercely, forcing away those who had evil intentions, and surrounded Yan Yan in his arms. "Don't look at others, I am your target persona, eat me." PS: The stupid beauty with a natural scum × the all-round boyfriend who takes advantage of himself ———————— The text of the serialized article "I became an anti-PUA expert after sharing the temperature" is as follows: Yao Chengxi entered the story of the PUA promotional brochure. Good news: She's the heroine. Bad news: there's more than one female protagonist. The male protagonist Yun Yaoxian has a first-rate speaking skills and is constantly surrounded by women. His ex-girlfriends who broke up with him were in poor mental states. As the first victim, Xixi was the hero's first girlfriend in college. When she came through, their relationship was already established. [Didi, congratulations on joining the "Anti-PUA Thousand Layers of Routines" system. Please accumulate "Anti-PUA" achievements and reshape a wonderful independent life! Xixi packed her luggage neatly: If you don't agree with me, you should break up and run away! [You can break up after reaching a certain amount of achievement points. Xixi: ... Give me all the introductions related to PUA! * Yun Yaoxian has a habit of controlling other people's psychology, causing them to gradually lose self-esteem and develop self-doubt. But ever since his first love girlfriend rushed over and slapped him in the face, everything was out of his control... The flirting women were pulled into a group by Yao Chengxi. Seeing him approaching, they suddenly started dancing, like some mysterious ritual: "This is the internal friction dance "I'm really good" that Xixi taught us!" A short video account with tens of thousands of followers was robbed of its limelight by comments called "Anti-PUA trolls." Fans who originally only cared about licking his face ignored him and left messages one after another: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu todayb today, help me, quickly help me find out if I am PUA!" After the dinner party held for his debut, the hot-searched red carpet photo was on the first list for less than a minute, but was taken over by a candid photo of Xixi. #The expert holding a thermos cup of Mediterranean in my imagination is actually a beautiful girl with a roll roll! ? # Netizens were even more excited: Zhuanjia, I am willing to be controlled by you, come and PUA me! Yun Yaoxian was almost furious. He grabbed Xixi's arm and argued with her, but was suddenly knocked over by a violent force from behind. His younger brother, a tall and muscular sports student, put his hand on Xixi's arm and glanced at him with sharp eyes: "Don't touch her with your cold hands. Don't you know she's afraid of the cold?" [Beep, there was something wrong with the system when I was walking through the book. Your temperature sensor was connected to the hero's brother...] Xixi:! ? * Xixi is very busy. Not only has she become an anti-PUA expert that has become famous all over the Internet inexplicably, but she also needs to pay attention to the warmth she shares with her boyfriend's brother. "Junior, could you please change your morning jog to a later time? I felt a cold wind blowing on my head in my sleep." "Junior, can you not drink a cold drink after playing? My stomach is a little uncomfortable." "Junior, can you turn the temperature up a little when taking a shower? I'm shaking..." Yun Yaohan blocked her in a corner, and the skin she touched became cold and hot. Under the influence of temperature sharing, Yun Yaohan felt a cluster of flames starting from the contact skin and burning straight into his heart. The fire spread rapidly and was unstoppable. The hot feeling made his voice deep and hoarse: "I will listen to you, senior." "There's only one thing, leave my brother..." PS: 1. CP is the younger brother of the original male protagonist; 2. The emotional line will be opened after breaking up with the original male protagonist; 3. Su Shuangtian, a scumbag; 4. Little Sweet Pea, who is afraid of cold and slow, is an athletic wolfdog under 20 years old. Intention: Be true to yourself.


