The long live master in the Hall of Cultivation of the Heart recently picked up a book.
It is written that he had countless concubines, singing and singing every night, and the earth shook and the mountains shook.
It was also written that he pinched Concubine Li's delicate neck with red eyes and slowly spit out eight words like a snake - "You thought you could escape."
It is also written that he was furious, his eyes were a little cold, a little mocking, a little careless, and his voice was so cold that he almost froze to death.
He also wrote that he needs gold tablets for his shit.
The emperor made an exception that day and did not call in any military aircraft. The person sitting under the window of Yangxin Palace, no matter how well-educated he is, is obviously angry.
His fingers on the page trembled slightly, and he tried his best to control himself before slowly exhaling a breath.
"Have I ever told you that the emperor used toilet paper when he pooped?"
Even a little aggrieved, "Why do you want to write a gold film? I don't like gold on my butt."
So what does a day in the life of Long Live Lord look like?
It's actually quite boring.
It's nothing more than eating on time and sleeping on time. Accept some surprises in life and learn how to love others step by step.
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Tips:
-Opened on December 24th. Because the weather is nice!
-Updated every morning at 9:00 am. If there is no update, there is no update.
- Overhead, generally from the Qing Dynasty, and based on textual research.
-The old habit remains unchanged, make good use of the comment area to avoid lightning.
-Not soft, not cool, warm slowly.
-Usually no special notes at the end of the article.
-If it doesn't suit your taste, don't waste your feelings, run away!
-We are still as happy as every year about the arrival of summer.
Purpose: Theory should be combined with practice.
Reader comments
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A good work. The characters in the story are worth savoring their thoughts and feelings about family relationships, life and death, and the way of heaven.
It's just so weird, I didn't hit it at all. Xiu Yan's real personality is not the kind that Xiao Shou likes at all. In my previous online dating, I felt like I was under surveillance and talking to myself, just like a guide.