
The Daily Battle of Wits with the Demoted Wife
与贬官夫子的斗智日常
by Tiantanghongshumao (甜糖鸿书猫)
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[The full text has been completed. There are updates to remind me that I am revising and catching bugs. For more pre-collection and serialized articles, "Summer Confessions", "Lin'an City Food Detective", "Secret Love in Brisbane", "Food Comes Around", "I'm Capturing the Male Protagonist in an Anti-routine Campus Article", "After Pretending to Be the Boyfriend of an Enemy", please click on the author's column, thank you for your support~] This article is also called "Two or Three Things About the Farmer Doctor Girl and the Demoted Master" The following is the text of this article: *Independent, sober, stubborn medical woman vs. Evil-minded, poisonous-tongued, love-minded husband Liang Shanshan was immersed in a pig cage as soon as she traveled through time. She finally crawled out of the water to save her life, only to find out that the original owner she had traveled through time was miserable. Her father died young and her mother remarried, leaving her to live with her vicious aunt and suffer all kinds of bullying. She was also betrothed to a lustful and gambling drunkard in the village. She worked diligently to support the family, but was framed by her husband, a gambler, for having an affair with other men in the village. Liang Shanshan recalled her original anger and itched her teeth. Fortunately, as a top student about to graduate from a modern university of traditional Chinese medicine, she returned to ancient times and became famous all over the world for her ability to identify illnesses and prescribe medicines. From the time she dug herbs in the back mountains until her hands were full of blood and her nails turned out, to later owning a small medical clinic in the county where she saved lives and healed the wounded and was called the female Bodhisattva, she realized that some roads were very difficult. Especially, on this road, a handsome, elegant but vicious-tongued master came to the next door house. "Why do you think you are so public in public?" "You take off other people's clothes without kissing them. It's an insult to gentleness!" "I'm not getting any better from your medicine, so I'll pay you for it!" Liang Shanshan was always furious with this wife, but because he was in an official position and was only demoted because of the turmoil in the court, she had nothing to do with this generation of civilians. Until one day, the official Fuzi was reinstated and returned to Kyoto as Zuo Lingshi. His official career was smooth. Liang Shanshan was happy that the plague god was finally gone, but she didn't expect that he would surround her hospital with a thousand-dollar betrothal gift. He even said nonsense: "I don't want you, a little girl, to show your face in public and it will be humiliating to your elegance, so I reluctantly married you into the house." Liang Shanshan: After this person died, his whole body became soft, but his mouth was still hard. Shuangjie HE [This article is participating in the "Growth·Counterattack" Essay Competition with the theme of "Return of the Jedi". The reasons for participating are as follows: The protagonist, as a top student who graduated from a modern university of traditional Chinese medicine, accidentally traveled through time and became an ancient peasant girl with a miserable life experience. After the protagonist traveled through time, although she was in a desperate situation and a trough, she slowly grew up through her own hard work, opened a medical clinic in ancient times, established her own business, and had the courage to break the prejudice and restraints against women in feudal society, and finally her status was recognized. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copy of the serialized article "Summer Confessions": Straight ball sweetheart vs love brain puppy Copywriting one: In high school, Yu Chixia accidentally bumped into someone else and confessed to Zhou Shuyu. On the day when the corridor was penetrated by sunlight, the air was filled with light dust. As the third person at the corner, Yu Chixia tightened the strap of her schoolbag and turned her eyes between the two of them. There was no expression on her face: "I borrowed it." Zhou Shuyu put his hands in his pockets, leaned lazily on the railing, and gave way slightly. Before Yu Chixia had gone far, someone grabbed her schoolbag. She turned around and saw Zhou Shuyu standing behind her. The young man said lazily: "Why are you running so fast?" "I'm afraid it will disturb your good business." Yu Chixia thought for a while and added: "After all, these days, girls with such bad taste are rare." Zhou Shuyu chuckled. Copywriting two: In the eyes of others, Zhou Shuyu was a proud man who was admired by all the stars, but in Chi Xia's eyes, this man only had four capital letters and bold words on his face: worthless. In the same way, in the eyes of everyone, Yu Chixia is a liberal arts tycoon with a kind heart and a willingness to help others... But in the eyes of Zhou Shuyu, Yu Chixia is ugly, has a bad temper, is a princess, and is an idiot in mathematics, physics, and chemistry... According to the theory from my youth, two people dislike each other and are naturally unable to deal with each other—— Most of the time it's because the horoscopes are incompatible, and a fight won't make things better. Therefore, no one among the friends around them ever thought of bringing these two enemies together. Yu Chixia has always thought that even if all the men on earth died, she would not choose to be with Zhou Shuyu. Later, the two met in the same university. In the midsummer of that year, when he saw Yu Chixia taking a love letter from a little puppy, Zhou Shuyu suddenly took a crumpled piece of paper and placed it in front of her in public. Yu Chixia: "???" Little milk dog: "???" Zhou Shuyu: "You must hold a certificate to work." The young man's tone was as lazy as ever, looking at the confused girl in front of him, "It's written in black and white, don't even think about defaulting on your debt." ——It was a game family coupon from more than ten years ago. It was very old and the surface had turned yellow. Yu Chixia: "..." Unexpectedly, after so many years, he still kept the game winnings that she didn't take seriously when she was a child. "In the countless summers I passed through, you stood among them, always shining brightly." - "Puppy Diary" A straight-ball sweetheart who lives in her own fairy tale utopia vs. A love-brained puppy who appears to be sober but is actually capable of self-defeating. Shuangjie HE Demining: micro-group portrait, plain and slow, the trivial daily life of childhood sweethearts growing up to a sweet cookie ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copywriting of the completed short story "Secret Love in Brisbane": *Cheng Xiachuan x Jing Xiqiao *affectionate loyal dog x high mountain flower Secret love for Brisbane The day Cheng Xiachuan met Jing Xiqiao again, she stood under the sun, and the non-embodied light took shape at that moment. "She stood there and was my entire youth, but the person who trapped my youth never looked back at me." ——Cheng Xiachuan Double C: A man has a crush on a woman. The male protagonist's confession comes from the Internet and has been deleted. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copywriting of the pre-received article "I am conquering the male protagonist in the anti-routine campus article": Black-bellied and sultry x optimistic salted fish 996 Social Animal Xia Zhi once passed through the books and became the campus beauty heroine in a certain campus novel that everyone (except the male protagonist) revolved around. The familiar system voice came online: "Host, your mission is to successfully conquer the male protagonist of this book before you can return to your original world." Xia Zhi said calmly: "It's simple. Just because of the aura of the heroine of my campus novel, why can't the hero love me to death?" I will be back in the arms of my parents soon. Later, at a certain campus sports meeting, Xia Zhi deliberately fell in front of the male protagonist in order to attract his attention. Xia Zhi's inner os: Then who, hurry up and carry me to the infirmary. After waiting for a while, there was no movement. Xia Zhi started to feel frantic: Why didn't he come and hug me? It's time for him to carry me to the infirmary! Jiang Jingyan didn't squint his eyes, and ran past her like the wind, heading to the next project inspection office. Xia Zhi: "..." Later, one evening after school, Xia Zhi deliberately found a group of gangsters and directed and acted out a scene in which he was bullied by gangsters in the alley that Jiang Jingyan had to pass every day when he went home, hoping that the hero would save the beauty. Jiang Jingyan still walked leisurely through the chaos without looking away. Xia Zhi: "..." Things seem to be going wrong. Why doesn't the male protagonist follow the routine? The system went online: "I forgot to tell the host, this is an anti-routine campus article you entered." Xia Zhi: "..." Okay, it's time to lie down and die. If you can't go back, you can't go back. Anyway, it's good to stay here. You don't have to worry about food and clothing. The original owner still has a mine at home. This life will be spent in a blink of an eye. Just after Xia Zhi gave up attacking Jiang Jingyan and began to concentrate on his studies and ignored him. Jiang Jingyan suddenly pushed her against the wall of the alley after school one day, lowered his head in her ear, and said in a deep voice: "Why don't you find your presence in front of me recently? Huh?" Xia Zhi: "..." Jiang Jingyan: "Xia Zhi, do you only have so much patience when chasing people?" Xia Zhi: "..." How about I try harder? Double C HE is a two-way strategy, a fake brother and sister reunite family plot, the male protagonist has been plotting against the female protagonist for a long time. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The copy of the pre-released article "After Pretending to be the Boyfriend of the Rival's Bamboo Horse": Lin Xingwan (suffer) x Zhou Zheye (attack) Zhou Zheye has been ignoring Lin Xing for some reason recently. Lin Xingwan fell into deep thought: "How should I coax my naughty little bamboo horse who is so cute, handsome, and wild? It's so annoying qwq" Zhou Zheye's inner monologue: "I've been secretly in love for so many years, and it's my turn to take over." 1V1 HE, attack versus recipient, has been planned for a long time ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copywriting of the pre-received article "Food Comes Around": 1. Li Yuanyuan, who was a gourmet chef in her previous life, unexpectedly traveled through time. The original owner's family was poor, his parents were dead, and his only brother was still young. The family was too poor to open the pot, leaving only a shabby restaurant that had been closed long ago. In order to survive, let my younger brother have enough to eat, go to the best academy when he grows up, take the scientific examination in the future, and change the fate of the family... So Li Yuan was willing to return to his old business and reopened Li Ji Restaurant. Not long after, Li Ji Restaurant went from being neglected to booming business, and Li Yuanyuan made a lot of money. Onlookers and passers-by sighed with emotion: "The restaurant that has been dead for so long is finally alive again." "I just had a vegetarian roast goose today. It was simply delicious." "The owner of the restaurant is kind-hearted. If nothing else, the food she cooks is more delicious than the ones in the imperial kitchen. Whoever marries her in the future will be lucky." 2. Recently, there have been two sensational things in Bianjing City. One is that Xue Chenyi, a poor scholar who studied hard for ten years in Hanchuang, took the scientific examination and finally became the top scholar in high school. Second, as soon as Xue Chenyi returned to Bianjing, he surrounded Li Ji Restaurant with a thousand gold betrothal gift, and shouted to the people inside at the door: "Fulfill your wish, I, Xue Chenyi, come today to fulfill my promise to marry you. From now on, I will definitely take good care of you two siblings. You are the most important people in this world to me." The people in the room were panicking at this time. She didn't expect that he would actually take the joke she had said casually. In fact, no one knows that the only thing that supported Xue Chenyi from a down-and-out poor scholar to the top scholar in bright clothes and angry horses was a bowl of noodles made by Li Yuanyuan for him on a cold night many years ago and the words that pulled him back when he was about to commit suicide. "Don't give up life easily at any time. If you don't know how to live, then live well for me." [Eating guide in this article] 1. Isolate the Northern Song Dynasty, there are many private facilities, don't pay attention to it 2. The male protagonist has a miserable life experience, so he shouldn't have many scenes, 1v1, he ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copy of the pre-received article "Lin'an City Food Exploration": A female protagonist with mild anorexia x a vinegar-based male protagonist with excellent cooking skills 1. In the corner of the market in Lin'an City is a gourmet restaurant called Yueji. The restaurant is small and open all day. The chef is a frail young man who looks very frail, but he is proficient in cooking. He can use the pots and pans as easily as he can write with a pen. The taste of the dishes he makes is also unparalleled in Lin'an City. Yue Kee offers a wide variety of food, from all over the world. Yue Kee's spicy and sour fish, each piece of fish is thin, creamy and tasty, which is very suitable for those who are hungry. The signature small crispy pork, with a delicious balance of fat and lean meat, is full of vitality after one bowl, and is a must-have for those who want to eat. There are also veal over the bridge, braised pork blood, prune pancakes, lemon chicken feet... Spring, summer, autumn and winter all year round, you can also make some medicinal meals with the seasonal changes, such as dangshen and bighead carp soup, corn and tomato pork liver soup, ginseng and wheat stewed turtle soup, ginseng and polygonatum odorifera and old pigeon soup... Local and out-of-town diners who came from all over the country were left with chubby stomachs until the end of their meal. 2. Dai Anning's only dream since she was a child was to own her own gourmet shop, cook her favorite food in her free time, meet up with three or two friends every day to eat and drink, drink tea in the afternoon and read books, watch the sun rise and the moon set every day, and the years are peaceful. This is her most ideal living situation in this life, but she accidentally embarked on the road of marriage. Due to professional reasons, she even suffered from mild anorexia. Since there is no way to change the reality, we can only accept it. If there is any unfinished business in Dai Anning's life, it should be that she has reached a weak age and has not yet found a suitable husband who can match her. In other words, her vision in choosing a husband is too high, and there are not many people in Lin'an City who can match her. But recently, her family found a handsome young man from nowhere. Dai Anning learned from her family that the man surnamed Yue was the chef of Yue Kee Restaurant. She and her colleagues accidentally ate Yue Kee's signature dish while investigating a case, and she has never forgotten it ever since. The two were similar in age and liked each other very well, and they quickly got together. [Eating guide in this article] 1. Food + detective story, set in the Southern Song Dynasty, without war, and the Qingming Dynasty. 2. There are many private devices, so don't pay attention to them. 3.. Double C HE. The male and female protagonists focus on their respective careers, and occasionally talk about love, daily food + detective stories Purpose: This article focuses on women's fighting spirit and unwillingness to be bound by the feudal society. They actively work hard in adversity to build their own careers.
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