... So I am indeed a very bad person.
Although I face a troublesome little boy in this life, I just try my best to suppress it.
But...
I felt quite complicated when I saw Takema-kun Dazai, who was put down by me after hanging himself again and then stuck to him.
"You told me not to get so close to me, so you're not afraid that my stress reaction will throw you into the river." I calmly pushed his baby-fat face away from me and said ruthlessly.
"Do you have the heart to do this to me?" He looked at me pitifully, put his hands on his chest and cupped his heart as if he was looking for love. He twisted his body bonelessly like noodles twice, and began to cry like a thunderbolt. "You don't love me anymore. Tell me, is there another cat outside..."
Me:……
Is this what three-dimensional people once said about human dementia?
A very standard cross symbol slowly appeared above my head.
"Shut up." Black air began to slowly emerge from my body, and my smile gradually became kinder. "Pick up the moral integrity that fell on the ground and eat it! You don't know how hard it is to suppress my desire for control. Do you really want me to lock Dazai with a deep lock?"
You don't want moral integrity/I still want to keep some, thank you!
"... If it's Qian-chan, it's not impossible..." His face turned red due to lack of oxygen, and his hands were as soft as noodles holding his cheeks, "It's not a bad idea to give it a try~"
"... Go away, be normal." I covered my forehead feebly, suppressing the surging desire for control that had been stirred up by success, "If you want to go to the police station, please do it by yourself, and don't drag me along. I still want to be a normal person."
Dazai winked maliciously and cutely: "Hey~"
"Hey, you ghost, please be more serious!" There was a cross on my head again.
PS: Because this Dazai encountered the "book" in advance, he said that he knows some things and is relatively clingy. He is the only one among the eight trillion worlds that Dazai has and can be absolutely trusted.
PPS: It's a very complicated emotion. Dazai Osamu cannot see the world line of his own world because of the particularity of this world line (--there is only one bamboo horse he has), and the relationship between the two is good, but he is extremely insecure, so he will do anything to amplify his bamboo horse's desire to control him, even when there is a possibility that Tongqueharu will lock Dazai deeply.
PPPS: Mr. Bamboo Horse is a three-time and two-time traveler. He has a strong desire for control before and after time travel, and because of the influence of his bamboo horse, he has a slight tendency to develop in the S direction, but he will restrain it for the people he cares about. Our protagonist is a rational guy, but he will always be so angry with his bamboo horse that a cross will appear on his head.
PPPPS: As long as Mr. Zhuma falls asleep, he can choose whether to return to the Matsushita School, where he practices swordsmanship, becomes a patriot against the foreigners with everyone who is also in the school, and forms his own team. Teacher Songyang once said that among all the swordsmanship, his swordsmanship is the most ferocious, and his practice progress is also the fastest. He is probably the most talented among all the children who practice swordsmanship. However, he only practices offense and does not consider defense at all. It is a type of offense that replaces defense, and every time he chooses to come to that world, In the world, the timeline will stop when you leave, and coming back a few months later is just one night for the manga world of Bungou Stray Dogs, so Osamu Dazai will probably be very confused during that time, because the aura of his little tame is getting stronger day by day, and the smell of blood cannot be suppressed.
5PS: Is it a normal person who can be friends with Osamu Dazai? Obviously not. If Dazai Osamu's power [Disqualification from the World] is an absolute anti-power, the nemesis of all powers, then Takema-kun's power is an absolute anti-reality. [Void Reality] has the ability to distort all reality. It can twist a tall building into a flower, or twist a piece of grass into a flower. A building, in addition to being unable to change rule-based abilities, the abilities also work on abilities such as wind, fire, water, and lemon bombs. Even abilities that were turned into gems by [Ryu Yanma] (in this case, all abilities can be distorted) can be distorted against reality.
Concept: Love is tolerance and restraint for both parties