Drunk and Lying on Beauty's Knees

[Short story, 30,000 words completed] The general was victorious and did not return to the capital for a long time. The court officials admonished him and said that he intended to rebel. The emperor sent an edict to return and set an ambush on his way into the palace. The general was brave and powerful, and fought his way into the palace gate. When we walked up the city wall, the bright yellow figure that had been watching the show had long disappeared. ＊ The palace servants did not stop him, and the general entered the emperor's chamber with his sword in hand. At that time, the emperor was taking a bath, surrounded by water mist. The emperor had a stunning face, his skin was as white as snow, and his frail figure was looming. The sword fell from the general's hand, and he was filled with anger and aggrieved. It was instantly crushed and eliminated, and his knees and the sword fell to the ground at the same time. ＊ The emperor wore a moon-white robe and walked up to the general. He stretched out his foot and stepped on his shoulder, mercilessly crushing every inch of his pride. The general looked at his fair and delicate instep, stretched out his hand to wipe the water droplets on it, his expression was pious and precious. The emperor bent down and asked casually: "General, which one is more important, the world or beauty?" The general raised his eyes and said in a hoarse voice: "The world is yours, and the beauty is mine." ＊ Food Guide I killed thousands of troops to come to see you and escaped with my life, but not with your beauty. The beautiful and scheming emperor is attacked by the loyal dog general vs. The fool Poor body shape! Others: Wake up, general, the emperor is going to kill you! General: ... You fart! * The next book opens with "I Love the Villain's Yandere in Every Way", the text is as follows: Jiang Yingli passed through the book and became the cannon fodder master in ancient fairy tales. The master in other people's books is as bright as the moon in the clear breeze. He has the posture of being relegated to an immortal. He is so beautiful that he doesn't realize it. And "he" is hypocritical and cunning, has an ugly heart, and is jealous. In order to achieve quick success, he actually wants to practice with his apprentice's "male protagonist"! At that time, his hands were pressing on the chest of the male protagonist who was resisting him. The next step was to take off his clothes! Jiang Yingli:? Is it too late to let go now? He doesn't want to be resented by the male protagonist because of this matter, and thus be crushed by him! ＊ Ever since that failed incident, Jiang Yingli had become alienated from the male protagonist and focused on his other apprentice, Gu Jing. If "he" is cannon fodder, then Gu Jing is the villain's cancer, the kind that harms the world. Jiang Yingli loves peace and doesn't like fighting and killing, so he decides to teach the villain seriously and lead the villain to the right path. Looking at Gu Jing practicing hard in the wind and snow, his plain white face turned red from the cold, but the sword dance did not stop. He came forward with a fox fur cloak and put it on him. Gu Jing turned around in surprise, then smiled sweetly: "Thank you, Master." Just like a well-behaved sugar rabbit! ＊ The Sugar Rabbit was so well-behaved and couldn't help but make people hurt. Jiang Yingli doted on him in every possible way and soon felt that what he had in mind was about to be achieved. Until one day, he was poisoned by an unspeakable medicine and jumped into the cold pool in order to suppress the heat in his body. But he didn't want to press his back against a hot chest. Jiang Yingli was furious, and just as he was about to explode, he was forced against the hard stone wall. There was a madness that had never appeared on his face: "Why can senior brother do it? Why can't I do it?" "Master, don't you love me the most?" "I've been waiting for this day for a long time." Jiang Yingli: "..." The candy rabbit turned black and turned into a black rabbit. Jiang Yingli was about to cry without tears. He seemed to have raised the rabbit crookedly? ! Intention: Look at adversity with a smile and persevere