Copywriting:
Tao Yulan debuted for three years and worked as a transparent person for three years, unable to make ends meet in the gorgeous entertainment industry. Finally, one day in the third year, Tao Yulan decided to quit the entertainment industry. After all, giving up is also a kind of courage.
When I posted the news about quitting the entertainment industry on Weibo, there was almost no splash.
That's all, there's no human being who doesn't cry.
After crying, I took the time to memorize the questions and take the exam.
Although Tao Yulan graduated from a prestigious university, he majored in animal husbandry. There were very few options for taking the exam for this major. Tao Yulan wanted to take the best one and directly chose Lanning Zoo, the best zoo in the country.
After half a year of preparation, we landed at Lanning Zoo.
Within a few days of taking office, Tao Yulan discovered that she was particularly attracted to the plush dens, especially the cats and bears in the zoo. They were easy to raise. These plush dens even understood her dialect and murmurs, and hugged her every day. Who could refuse to protect the noble plush dens in each country?
Tao Yulan: "!!!"
So this is where my talent lies? ? Not in the entertainment industry!
Immediately afterwards, an online variety show "Wonderful They" was scheduled to be filmed, and the recording location was at Lanning Zoo. The people participating in the recording were all big names. Big names like Tao Yulan, who are usually invisible and small, are not accessible to them.
Hey, why is that breeder so good-looking?
Bear Bear kisses this breeder so much, I envy the breeder! Soul wears the breeder! ! !
[This breeder looks like a female star, I can't remember it.
This program has two buffs: Big Shot and Fluffy. It instantly attracted the attention of all netizens and became the most popular show on the entire Internet.
And the most popular entry is #LANNINGZOOappearancekeeper#
Tao Yulan felt a sense of fragmentation when she saw this entry.
I'm thinking about how the girl group hasn't become popular in three years, but became famous after taking the exam to become a zookeeper, or is it because of their looks? !
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Pre-receipt: "Daily Life of Giant Panda Cubs Released from Captivity"
Copywriting: Du Jingmo offended his seniors in the industry and was banned for three years after his debut. His life in the capital was a mess. His family strongly disagreed with Du Jingmo continuing, so they summoned Du Jingmo to go home and take the exam.
Next to my hometown is the Giant Panda Breeding Base, and my family members all work at the base, doing chores such as logistics, cleaning, cutting bamboo, and looking at the warehouse.
The only one in the family, Du Jingmo, is a graduate student majoring in animal science. Because he works at the base, he knew that the base was recruiting breeders. When he asked, his daughter was just the right one, so he summoned her to come back and take the exam.
Under the hope and pressure of the whole family, Du Jingmo finally passed the exam.
……
On the first day of reporting, Du Jingmo was assigned to Grade 25 Kindergarten. There were six giant pandas in this class, all about half a year old.
Originally there was a wet nurse and a wet nurse, but the wet nurse accidentally fell and broke his bone, which lasted for a hundred days, and the wet nurse retired at the end of the year. I plan to impart all my knowledge and abilities to Du Jingmo on how to subdue these noisy little guys.
Unexpectedly, Du Jingmo did a better job than her, and the nanny kept praising her every day.
But only Du Jingmo himself felt very guilty.
Because for some reason, she could understand what the giant pandas in the class were saying, and she seemed to have a particularly good physique that the giant pandas liked.
She is qualified for this job because she is a problem solver in a small town and because God has opened a window for her.
……
The giant panda with top diplomacy returned to China and lived on the hilltop next to Du Jingmo. Fans went to visit and accidentally passed by the park where Du Jingmo was located. After seeing Du Jingmo, they took a video and posted it online to ridicule.
Netizen 1: "Really, so-and-so has withdrawn from the circle to come here to enjoy the popularity of giant pandas."
Netizen 2: "Oh my God, I think the Internet celebrity is going crazy. The popularity of giant pandas is also matched."
Panda Valley forwarded: [Stop spreading rumors! ! This is our level 25 outstanding nanny from the Giant Panda Kindergarten! !
Everyone: "!!!"
Netizen 1: "Kneel down and kowtow. I'm sorry I was wrong."
Netizen 2: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm just looking down on others."
Other passers-by: "Hahaha, don't insult the dog."
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Pre-collection: "I woke up and became a mother of four.
Copywriting:
Wildlife photographer Xin Rong has worked hard for many years and eliminated countless wild animal scenes. Unexpectedly, she woke up dressed as a puma.
Good news, it has become the reincarnation object of her dream. She just wants to be a cougar.
Bad news, she became a mother of four.
The original owner, no, the original lion, gave birth to 4 puppies at once.
Xin Rong: "..."
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Fortunately, the original lion was an excellent queen of the grasslands and the top predator.
Her limbs are strong and her claws are sharp.
But...
Four heads! ! ! Xiaomi! ! ! ! ! !
Xin Rong did a lot of psychological construction for herself, and then she started the days of hunting-failure-hunting-failure-hunting-failure-hunting-failure on the grassland.
What can be done? We can't let the whole family starve to death.
He folded it. Who is the father of these four-headed chicks?
Purpose: It is honorable to care for animals, and it is shameful to harm animals!
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