Suihan woke up in a strange room. The room was filled with the fragrance of flowers, the live broadcast was on on the computer, and netizens were having a heated discussion.
[6 Million, I want a zombie cub on Suisui's shoulders!
[Last time, the cockroach with bird wings was really beautiful. I really wonder where the babies in Sui Sui came from.
Wingfish? Isn't that from the Classic of Mountains and Seas?
Oh, he should be dressed as a cub-raising anchor.
But soon, Suihan noticed something was wrong.
Suihan would welcome a stranger every night when he dreamed, and the stranger prayed to him with magical seeds.
His eyes were pious and respectful.
As long as Suihan accepts the seeds, his prayers will be answered.
The seed produces a magical flower, and when it bears fruit, a new baby grows.
Could it be that he is a god?
Until one day, the box that had been placed in the corner of the room started to move around.
Suihan heard the prayers of all people from it. The voices came from ancient times, from the future, from distant frontiers or the vast and endless universe.
As a result, he had more and more babies...
The red nine-tailed fox loves to act coquettishly with him.
The arrogant Bi Fangniao likes to sing to him,
The blue shark cubs will pester him and blow bubbles.
Sui Han helplessly spread his hands: If it doesn't work out, he should sell the baby for money.
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#It's very distressing to be pestered by babies every day#
#It's very distressing to accidentally become the group pet of the cubs#
#It's really distressing to deal with the demands of the people every day#
This article is also known as: "The gods are very busy and distressed"
PS:
A max-level boss returns to Novice Village to start a side job
In a sense, this is a cool article
Live broadcast to raise babies and receive prayers to solve problems
No need for CP every year
The whole text is fictitious and slightly gimmicky. Everything is only to serve the plot. Don't take it seriously.
The short stories appearing in the article are purely fictitious, and the article's three views do not represent the author's three views.
The cover has been authorized by the artist sister
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The next book is "The Dead Boyfriend Dresses Up as a Woman and Takes a Baby to Play with a Baby Variety"
Ji Mian was transformed into a 18th-line bastard, and he was still a fake young master who was wrongly adopted by a wealthy family.
After the true young master Jian Huai came back, Ji Mian was unwilling to make a plan to seduce Jian Huai, and took the opportunity to trick Jian Huai into pocketing all the money in his account.
When they came here, the two were "passionately in love"
Ji Mian: Ill-gotten gains are unacceptable, paying back the money and running away is the right way!
Ji Mian pretends to be terminally ill and plans to escape
He took Jian Huai's hand and said affectionately: Let's renew our relationship in the next life:)
Ji Mian fled the country of China, and a year later he happened to pick up a cub when he went out and named it: Yoyo.
One day, Ji Mian, who was dressed as a woman, took Youyou out for a street shoot and was spotted by the organizer of the variety show, so they invited him back to China to participate in the variety show.
Ji Mian: If I don't go, I'll be in trouble if Jian Huai catches me.
Yoyo: Mianmian, be good and go back with Yoyo to start your career.
Ji Mian: Zai'er is so sensible, my old father is so moved that he fights for it!
When Ji Mian dressed up and appeared on a variety show, she had to pretend to be afraid of society, but she didn't expect that Jian Huai would also participate in this show.
Daily shooting of variety shows, other kids——
Baby, go to bed early. Get up early tomorrow and don't be late for your morning run!
Don't be picky about food, baby, eating more vegetables is good for your health!
Baby, go and do your homework. Don't sleep until you finish it!
Ji Mian and Youyou——
Don't get enough sleep to stay up late, otherwise you'll have dark circles under your eyes and you'll lose your golden peas again.
If Mianmian eats another piece of green vegetable, I'll buy you chicken legs, okay?
Mianmian, please change the lyrics. Yoyo will tell you a bedtime story.
Netizen:
[Hey, whatever color sack you want, my aunt has them all]
[Doesn't anyone think that Yoyo's mother is very similar to that silly Ji Mian? Even the names are the same]
[Can you not mention that sticky coffee? How can someone who is stupid, poisonous and unlucky compare to the goddess Ji Mian?
Until one day, the program team unexpectedly asked Zai'er to have a video chat with his parents.
Ji Mian, who had no idea, had just stepped out of the bathroom. The scene of a beautiful woman wrapped in a bathrobe with a cold expression appeared in front of everyone.
Everyone: I giao!
Jian Huai raised his eyebrows and stared at Ji Mian with a faint smile on his lips.
A video immediately leaked all over the Internet
In the video, Ji Mian, who has long legs and slender waist, is cornered by Jian Huai
Jian Huai: Terminal illness? Social fear?
The man lifted Ji Mian's chin: Mianmian, if you want to disappear from my eyes, I will tie you back and lock you up.
Yoyo, wearing a bunny hat, ran over quickly
He pinched his waist and shouted: Don't bully daddy, you must protect daddy.
Jian Huai: Be good and call me daddy.
Youyou was stunned for three seconds, and immediately waved her hands and cheered: Together, together!
Hot searches later
#He's back, He's back+He's back in women's clothing#
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#Jimianfengfei+Jianzongyongaccompany#
#It's another day when I want to steal a baby#
A slut who looks cold on the outside and is a bitch on the inside but loves to act like a slut
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Bring an advance copy of "Little Chickadee Abducted a Snow Leopard as a Meal Ticket"
Gu Duoduo traveled through time and became a silver-throated long-tailed tit. Unexpectedly, he also brought the skin thirst syndrome he had suffered during his lifetime.
All kinds of plush stuffed animals passed by one after another. Gu Duoduo: Don't say anything, just fuck!
Due to an accident, he fell into the Valley of Ten Thousand Beasts. The valley was full of dangers and there were many wild beasts. He could only show off his weak wings and open his dark eyes:
"I'm fierce, I'm really fierce" Xiao Feijiu Liangzhao. Jpg
Gu Duoduo has a round body shape and is privately known as the "Tang Yuan Jing". When he first got dressed, his body was not coordinated enough and he always couldn't get food.
One day, when he was trying to grab food, he was blown away by a gust of wind and fell on the snow leopard's head.
Gu Duoduo: It doesn't hurt. I'll help you breathe.
Snow Leopard:......
Since then, the snow leopard has discovered that he has an extra little tail
The glutinous rice ball spirit always sneaks behind him and clumsily runs over to snatch it away when he is eating.
Then he raised his tail as if nothing had happened: Hey, I am also a black and white girl, we are a perfect match!
Snow Leopard was deceived and began to feel soft
Then I saw Gu Duoduo raising his tail to a cute pig again: Hey, I am also a black and white girl, we are a perfect match.
He flashed his wings to the eagle again: Hey, our wings are the same, we are a good match.
Snow Leopard: The hateful little Neptune dumplings!
Until one day, all the beasts in the Valley of Beasts were waiting for the holy fruit to ripen and snatch it.
Rumor has it that whoever possesses the Holy Fruit can command all the beasts
Gu Duoduo gathered strength on the spot, flew high, grabbed the holy fruit in one mouth and handed it to Snow Leopard: "Well, in exchange for Guoguo, you will be my meal ticket from now on!"
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Chen Ye, the young master of the Snow Region, was plotted against by his elder brother. Chen Ye came to the Valley of Beasts to recruit troops and buy horses to take back the Snow Region. Unexpectedly, he was tricked by a glutinous rice ball spirit.
The little tit is so bold all day long, going everywhere to play with its fur
Every time I felt at ease and snatched his food, I would always sneak over and post stickers.
Chen Ye: The next meal is yours!
One day, the subordinate brought food, but it was snatched away by the hungry little tit. When the subordinate was about to twist his head off, Chen Ye almost slapped him flat.
Under the shocked eyes of his subordinates, the always arrogant young master of Xueyu gently protected the little tit and fed it food one by one. The doting in his eyes could not be hidden.
The cunning little tit who thinks he is a fierce foodie vs. The noble and tsundere Snow Leopard who is afraid of speaking out and being upright
Intention: Victory will grow against the wind in the cracks of persistence